Brad_M Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Sammy! What did they call it when Ron stopped streaking and played with himself in the sun for so long that his weiner got sunburned? Hold your head up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 What were my first instructions from the Emergency Room nurse? "Tan don't burn get a Coppertone tan". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 What is the slogan for the battle between leathery skin and melanomas? The All-Star Game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 Where can you find steroids and growth hormones? Flapping in the wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 The answer my friend? It is.... Michael Bay-esque explosions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 How does Ron describe his flatulence? Let it flow into me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 What does Rayzor say each time he opens a bottle of beer? Beating the odds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 Name a practice outlawed by the "Unusual persons protection act of 1793". Get it on, Bang a Gong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 What does Brad say when loaded on cheap whiskey with a bag of weed? Just shut up and drive, stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 What did Miss Daisy really want to tell her driver? Honey, I'm home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 What do bees say when returning to their hive? Slow down and take it easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 What are director's instructions not often used in the porn industry? In Memory of a Free Festival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Why did I keep that bag of sh*tty underwear I found at Woodstock? She's a maneater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Who is Kim Jong-ll in Three word story? All busted up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 What ever happened to the band Busted? Orange soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 What did I have for lunch today? Gotta wait and see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 What's that thing in your pocket?! Oh hell nawh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 What is Ron Jon's draft status? Don't scratch, it'll make it worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 What did the doctor tell Ron Jon when he had crabs? You make me hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 Do I make you cold? SDHC Card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 What card doesn't work at the New York Public Library? It's not his nose that grows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 How long does his nose grow? Apple sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 What do you get when Fiona is run over by a steamroller? Elderberry Wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 RonJon wanted to name his first child to remember how (s)he was conceived. What's the child's name? Figure that one out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 What is question #17 on the SAT's? Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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