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0c116924.gifYou used to be so warm and affectionate.

All the little things I used to hear my fairy say,

But now you're quick to get into your regret.

I'll take the fall and now you got to give it all away.0c116924.gif

"Hey!" ~ Red Hot Chili Peppers

Word Up: Valve

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Feels like a steam clean

When she washes me

Valves a-bustin', pumps a-hissin'

Just peel me off the ceiling, off the ceiling

Wake Up Wendy ~ Elton John

word up: plumber

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Shower's backing up (up, up)?

Water won't go down (down, down)?

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Don't forget my plumber

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Sink's been stopped up all summer

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Better call the plumber

He'll know what to do

THe Plumber Song- Weirld Al Yankovic

word up: table

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She sits across the table...the same glass table

Cries to her friend...why am I so alone

He says, wo baby, baby, baby, baby

This is the path you have chosen

She probably goes under another name

Well, that's a good idea

"Imperial Hotel" ~ Stevie Nicks

Word Up: Cantina

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"Oh I dreamed I'd been in a border town

In a little cantina that the boys had found

I was desperate to dance

Just to dig the local sounds

When along came a señorita

She looked so good that I had to meet her

I was ready to approach her with my English charm

When her brass knuckled boyfriend grabbed me by the arm"

"Grow Some Funk Of Your Own" - Elton John

Word up: Thicket

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Well she picked me up in the morning

And she paid out my ticket

Yeah she screamed in the car

And threw me out in the THICKET

Well - I never would've dreamed

That her heart was so wicked

Oh - but I keep coming back

'Cause it's so hard to kick it.

Hey, hey, hey

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Rebels

Word up: gambler

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"I keep hearing those words

that never were true

spoken to hurt nobody but you.

Words with lies inside

But small enough to hide

'til your playing was through"

"Words" ~ Monkees

Word Up: anonymous

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Let´s drink to the hard working people

let´s drink to the lowly of birth

raise your glass to the good and the evil

letç´s drink to the salt of the earth

"Salt of the earth", The Rolling Stones :bow:

word up: convention

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Down at the beach club there's a sales convention

Night sky is the focus of that crowd's attention.

It's no cosmic collision just a fireworks show,

But they feel it in their hearts when those

Concussion bombs blow

JIMMY BUFFETT ~ Waiting for the Next Explosion

Word Up: ham

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Have a nice day...Come again,

Have a nice day...Come again.

Eat, please eat, You're much too familiar.

Every day's a holiday, hollandaise, holocaust, ham and eggs.

Firemen are your friends.

Firemen are big men, strong men, hairy men.

Come and touch your grandpa's lunch.

Every day's a holiday, hollandaise, holocaust, ham and eggs.

Hang the dog outside the window,

Hang the dog outside the door.

The customer is always right.

"Hang The Dog" by my favourite New Jersey band, ALICE DONUT.

Word Up: "bacon"

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^^ Back in the day, I used to like that jingle, even though I'm not a fan of rap ^^ :coolio:

I do not like them in a house

I would not, could not, with a mouse

I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like them

Sam, i am

Green Eggs & Ham ~ Weird Al Yankovich

Word Up: Cola

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I won my own pet virus

I get to pet and name her

Her milk is my sh*t

My sh*t is her milk

Doll steak, test meat

{that's the 3rd song off In Utero I've posted lyrics for this morning}

Milk It ~ Nirvana :bow:

Word Up: Cow

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I am a simple goat.

I live on the back of a pick-up truck.

The Old Man tied me here with a 3 ft. rope.

Am I happy? He don't give a f**k.

The Goat ~ Adam Sandler

Word Up: Pig

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The world is an oyster locked in a shell.

You like the taste of it but can't take the smell.

I can't sleep to save my life.

The day is done but I don't think I got it right.

Oyster ~ Jawbreaker

Word Up: Starfish

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But now she lives down by the ocean

She's takin' care to look for sharks

They hang out at the local bar

And they feed right after dark

"Fins," Jimmy Buffett

whale

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You're first I'm last

You're thirst I'm asked to justify

Killing our last heaven beast

Don't hunt the whale

In beauty Vision

Do we Offer much

lf we reason with destiny, gonna lose our touch

Don't Kill the Whale ~ Yes

Word Up: Dolphin

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