Nick_Burke Posted February 17, 2006 Report Posted February 17, 2006 Ok, after 20 years of being an International Superstar, with a number 1 hit every year, you're fed up. You decide that the best way to avoid the screaming fans is to fake your own death. Its a big decision, but you've decided its the only way to get peace for your family. How do you do it? Personally I would pilot a small plane into a mountain, parachuting to safety first. PS: In this magical world there are no environmental repercussions.
The Seeker Posted February 18, 2006 Report Posted February 18, 2006 Hint at my death on several album covers and make my bandmates sing "Fintan is dead" backwards on some obscure song. Paul is dead.
SoulGirl Posted February 18, 2006 Report Posted February 18, 2006 aag but that doesn't count seeker, that was faking his own fake death! he didn't escape celebrity by doing that... well, not really anyway!
miamisammy29 Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 I'd shoot Phil Collins in the head, take out what's left of his teeth so he can't be identified, then put him in my car, douse it with gasoline and send it over a cliff.
Brad_M Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 I'd shoot Phil Collins in the head, take out what's left of his teeth so he can't be identified, then put him in my car, douse it with gasoline and send it over a cliff. You forgot to mention one small detail, Sammy. Here...let me help you.
Otokichi Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 The "best way to die" is to put the instrument aside and do something else, such as go back to school...to teach! After a while, the "where is Joe Bloweau?" articles will give way to "The Legacy of Joe Bloweau" stories, and you can safely go back to playing for the school's amateur band without causing a ruckus. One very important thing: refuse all interviews and alter your appearance so that you look like "Joe Luchbox," instead.
Levis Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 I'd pretend to slip into a dissociative fugue and take on a new identity and then act like I have no idea what people are talking about when they say they recognise me.
edna Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 You forgot to mention one small detail, Sammy. Here...let me help you. Sammy... How could you forget that basic point??
_Laurie_ Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 maybe he wanted to make Phil squirm a bit before lighting up!
Peter Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 Get a makeover and move. The only thing in your way is your own ego. Faking a death will only draw more attention. It's All about you, Isn't it?
Peter Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 Sorry, I ment to reply to Nick, not Laurie.
_Laurie_ Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 It's okay Peter...I do that all the time!
bazooka Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 Just follow Jim Morrison's lead. James Douglas Morrison formerly of the musical group "The Doors".
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