Mike Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 So I got up, tip-toed through the house... raised my pistol in defense, and what do you know... over there at the window... I caught me a cat burglar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Yep, you can never tell with cats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Mike, that is the cutest thing I've ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 aww that is adorable! and where did you find that vicious cat edna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 That must be the b*stard that shot out my car window! :beady: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 I think Mike has edited that photo to make the adorable little kitten look bad! This is what the situation really was like: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Where/How do you guys FIND all thi stuff?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 And yet again, falsely accused! They tried to imprison him on the moon, poor thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Where/How do you guys FIND all thi stuff?! He's the most famous kitten on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 I google "cat gun"... it´s amazing what you can find in the web... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 so do they edit photos and just add mr kitten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 If you go to www.b3ta.com you'll find loads of Mr handsup kitten photoshopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 (edited) Cat burglars take some of the cutest mugshots. Edited October 21, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Good God, Marc, where did you get that picture? Feline Hustler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 (edited) This is turning into the cuties thread... Edited October 21, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Good God, Marc, where did you get that picture? Feline Hustler? No. To vulgar. I like Tomcat Magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 To the tune of Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle DId you ever think when you eat chinese It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese? Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork But Garfield's on my fork He's purrin' here on my fork There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place that I eat every day at noon They can feed you cat and you'll never know Once they wrap it up in dough boys They fry it real crisp in dough. Chow Lin asked if I wanted more As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store I said "Not today, I lost my appetite" There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight. I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two When I swear I heard it mew boy And that is when I knew There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eating there at noon They say that it's beef or fish or pork But it's purrin there on my fork There's a hairball on my fork Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Good God, Marc, where did you get that picture? Feline Hustler? I think my cat has that issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Ken, that is hilarious. And scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowr, Eh, pass the sweet 'n sour sauce, wouldja? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 come a little further south, Ken, and you can have dog tacos at a little taco stand I know just the other side of the Mexican border... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Mike, that is the cutest thing I've ever seen! You think killing kittnes is cute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Cat Scratch Fever - Well I don't know where they come from but they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good I hope there doin' it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever well the first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next door an I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure I think I got it some more They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever I got a bad scratch fever The cat scratch fever It's nothin dangerous I feel no pain I've got the choo-choo train You know you got it when you… you going insane It makes a grown man cry cry …oh won't you make my bed well I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand They know they gettin' it from me They know just where to go when they need their lovin man They know I doin’ it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever They gotta bad scratch fever The cat scratch fever Sufferin' Succotash!! That bad ol' puddy-tat tried to eat me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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