DiggsUK Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Not wild, just windy. I think sex with youngsters used to be the norm in days of yore when the bad Sheriff collected taxes and camp men in long-johns beat the bishop. To be honest I don't know if consentual sex between minors is against the law in England. I know that if only one party is a minor it can be statuatory rape and rightly so. The freeing of inflatable ladies may contravene the Environmental Health Act 1986 s.162, and an accumulation of such rubber recepticals would certainly lead the perpetrator if not landowner liable to a Notice under s.278 of the Town & Country Planning Act 1990 (as amended), but proving it may be difficult. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 and who hasn't seen a blow-up doll caught in a tree! Regards I'm just curious how said 'devices' /companions find their way outside in the first place ? Hung on the laundry lines ? Pranksters ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Absent-minded trampolinists I reckon! Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Years in prison= 42 Potential fine £7000 Possibility of the death penalty! Eh? The elderly Judge peers at me over his bi-focals.. "Young man, you are brought before this court on the charge that on an unspecified date, you did masturbate. How do you plead? Blind-fitter (through gritted teeth): Guilty, Your Honour. Judge: Very well. Do you have anything to say for yourself? B-F: Yes, Your Honour, I would like a further 2500 offences taken into consideration. Judge: Mr. Blind-Fitter, I hardly need tell you that masturbation is more than a social problem, it is a serious crime and a scourge on decent society. We do not wish to see it rear its ugly head again. Before I sentence you, is there anything you would like to add which may mitigate your punishment? B-F; Erm...I think I'm Turning Japanese, I think I'm Turning Japanese, I really think so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 ^^ Five years in prison and a 2000$ fine for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 19 years in prison and $2000 fine for me. Gosh, I did that with my mum just here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTallOne Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 5 years and no fine. I'm good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £7000 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 28 years, 7500.00 fine! And I have never had a mince pie. Years in prison: 34 Potential fine: £9500. Either I did not include some past indiscretions before, or I have been bad since I last took this quiz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 It's funny that oral sex is illegal in Minnesota, even if it's in private! And that it's illegal for walk around your own house naked in Singapore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I am sure that because you are 15, and because I just read what you have just typed (the dreaded "oral sex" and "naked"), I am probably guilty of something somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I am sure that because you are 15, and because I just read what you have just typed (the dreaded "oral sex" and "naked"), I am probably guilty of something somewhere... Hmmmm, call me stupid, but that post made no sense to me. I'm really bad at understanding what people mean without actually hearing them talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Well I thought it was funny.. It was a reference to our age difference and the mere mention of sex among people who are so far apart in age is somewhat taboo and probably illegal somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Oh, I understand now. I am just so bad at understanding people without actually hearing voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 And yes, it probably is illegal somewhere in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Let he who is without sin.....(Yadda, yadda, yadda) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I just noticed that when I took this test 10 months ago, I got only 5 years instead of 22,5. What on earth did I do in the time in between?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Gosh, you must have been very bad since then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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