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OLD 55's ONGOING MUSIC KNOWLEDGE QUIZ


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That would be "The Function At The Junction"

Shorty Long's enunciation of "Ling Ting Tong from China" led to a number of unusual misinterpretations.

The question was really just an excuse for this

Musical Interlude

Function At The Junction ~ Eddie Holland & Shorty Long

I'm getting ready for the function at the junction

And baby you'd better come on right now

Because everybody's gonna be there

We got people comin' from everywhere

We got Ling Ting Tong from China

Long Tall Sally from Carolina

We got 007, the private eye,

And he's bringin' all the guys from "I Spy"

Come one, come all, we gonna have a ball

down at the function at the junction

And baby you'd better come on right now

We serving egg foo yung and barbecue

having chicken dumplings and kidney stew

having heap big fun till the break of dawn

gonna shake a tailfeather shoot, it's gonna be a run

Hold a shotgun on the rooster, and dare him to crow

how could anybody sleep when they could get out on the floor

Tell him, tell them, tell one and tell `em all.

Tell `em `bout the function at the junction

Tell `em that they'd better come on right now

Tell `em `bout the function at the junction

Tell `em that they'd better come on right now

Oh the soul brothers, Jitterbugs

Hip cats and fancy hats and

Pretty girls with pretty smiles

All decked out in the latest styles

and Farmer Jim and Guitar Slim and

Betty Boop and ooo-boop-e-doop

and Mohair Sam from Alabam

and Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats

Breath-takin' Hip-shakin' give it now

Talkin' bout some fascinatin' demonstratin'

They all be gathering here, from far and near

for the Function at the Junction

Brother, you'd better come on right now

Tell `em `bout the function at the junction

Sister, you'd better come on right now

Talkin' `bout a function at the junction

Everybody you'd better come on right now

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Only fair to mention The Five Keys' Ling Ting Tong

I went to Chinatown

'way back in old Hong Kong

To get some Egg Foo Yung

And then I heard a gong

Ling ting tong tried to sing that song

Called Tie-ess-a mo-cum boo-die-ay

Tie-ess-a mo-cum boo

Ling ting tong, he would never be wrong

Go on and sing your song, a-ling ting tong

And I looked around

The lights were going down

And this is what I found

A back in Chinatown

Lots of gong, too.

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Thanks for the information, Joe!

Shorty Long was no doubt referencing The Five Keys song.

Most of my friends and I thought Shorty was saying something about ... well, never mind what I thought he was saying.

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Sorry about the detour, sammy and das.

New question (three-parter):

What is Terrence Butler's more commonly known nickname? What instrument does he play? And for what band?

Please carry on as if The Function had never happened.

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Das is right with Geezer Butler of course.

Can I put this one on as an experiment please? If you like it we might make it part of the New Quiz.

Maybe I'll call it "Old Fiftionary". (Like Pictionary).

What's the name of the song in the Pic below. (And it's NOT "Anyone For Tennis").

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