Mike Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d**k underneath the horse's instead of on his back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 I love jokes involving children and profanity! It's the last thing you'd expect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 I'm gonna tell that one at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 Pretty funny. You know, I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 And I know a mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 Yeah, the bastard just moved in with me last month. I guess he got evicted. He's pretty old, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Pretty funny. You know, I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. I've got one too! It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Now, this is a nice bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Not just a bike, The Bike. hehe :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Does it fly?? :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan33594 Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 he's getting old but he's a good mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 yea, rather old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan33594 Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 aw crap sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Yeah, the bastard just moved in with me last month. I guess he got evicted. He's pretty old, you know. oh come one, that was pure genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 aw crap sorry I only forgive you cuz of the killer avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan33594 Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 number one in the hood g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielj Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Ive also got a clan of gingerbread men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Hey, can I have a couple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 where are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan33594 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 on the dish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie62 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 nice joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 I've been lost since MT's post. Someone please explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 I've been lost since MT's post. Someone please explain. Bike (Syd Barrett 1967) I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings And things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things. I've got a cloak it's a bit of a joke. There's a tear up the front. It's red and black. I've had it for months. If you think it could look good, then I guess it should. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things. I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things. I've got a clan of gingerbread men. Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men. Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things. I know a room full of musical tunes. Some rhyme, some ching, most of them are clockwork. Let's go into the other room and make them work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Ah. Now I see. An inside, Pink Floyd top secret hush hush double secret joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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