Batman Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Who in a band is the kind of person that you wouldn't really notice if he was replaced suddenly? Heres some that I think would be unnoticed: The Drummer for Joe Satriani Someone in the orchestra of Polyphonic Spree Avril Lavines background band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXX Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 I wouldn't notice if the Deftones disappeared off the face of the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Joe Satriani Polyphonic Spree Avril Lavigne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windy1 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Oh sammy, I'm disappointed! I love Satriani. However, you have redeemed yourself with that Lavigne chick. What is she? Just a little girl singing the words she wrote in her little girls diary last night. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Just a little girl singing the words she wrote in her little girls diary last night. :: That's close..... She's a little sneery girl singing the words that a couple dudes wrote in her diary while she was in the room so that she could say that she helped co-write the words in her little girl's diary. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 LOL...you guys are so cold. Poor little Avril. Hah.......I love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Oh sammy, I'm disappointed! I love Satriani. However, you have redeemed yourself with that Lavigne chick. What is she? Just a little girl singing the words she wrote in her little girls diary last night. :: Actually, I just used those three names because of Batman's list, to get a laugh. Satriani is a great guitarist, but his songs are really long and boring. I've never even heard a song by Polyphonic Spree. And Avril Lavigne, I, personally, am going to beat to death with an empty tequila bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 And Avril Lavigne, I, personally, am going to beat to death with an empty tequila bottle. Mind if I help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCyberdemon Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 I have lots of empty tequila bottles... I suggest a spork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 What is it with you and your spork fetish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCyberdemon Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 I've trained in the supreme arts of the spork ninja... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted August 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 You sure love sporks. I think they are pretty good too. A spoon and a fork? Its absolutely insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windy1 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 I can't figure why sporks haven't become a standard utensil. They are genius - You can eat your soup and your salad without changing utensils! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Cyberdemon, please bring a whole bagful of tequila bottles and sporks, and we'll turn it into one big party. I'm sure I could round up at least a few hundred people to join in this one. Everyone here is invited!!! Woo-hoo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windy1 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Count me in Sammy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Ha- Imagine if that really happened. I'm thinking now that I have the idea in my mind, if I ever meet Avril Lavgine I'm going to whack her upside her head with a tequila bottle. It would be better if it were full though. Heavier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 I can't figure why sporks haven't become a standard utensil. They are genius - You can eat your soup and your salad without changing utensils! :: I agree but don't stop there. Why not make the spork's handle like the end of a butter knife with a serrated edge and you got it all. I've always thought that sporks work great for grabbing the noodles in soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 I agree but don't stop there. Why not make the spork's handle like the end of a butter knife with a serrated edge and you got it all. Because then you wouldn't be able to grab the it. I've always thought that sporks work great for grabbing the noodles in soup. I always eat soup with a fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 I agree but don't stop there. Why not make the spork's handle like the end of a butter knife with a serrated edge and you got it all. Because then you wouldn't be able to grab it. I've always thought that sporks work great for grabbing the noodles in soup. I always eat soup with a fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCyberdemon Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Muzik, I'm already working on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windy1 Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Dave that's a good diet tip. Makes for a very low calorie meal, between not getting anything, and taking 2 hours trying! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Okay, it?s all set. We?re gonna turn this Avril beatdown into a massive blowout. I?ve rented a banquet hall. It?s a cozy little place in Scranton, PA., not far from the PA Turnpike. Cyberdemon will bring the empty tequila bottles and plastic sporks. Yes, Dave, full bottles would work better, but we?re not gonna waste precious tequila upside that skank?s head. We will not abuse our alcohol!. For anyone wishing to fill theirs with water or kerosene, there will be tanks available near the bar. I have ordered 500 professionally forged, titanium alloy sporks. We will be expecting at least a thousand people to show up, so these finely crafted instruments of destruction will be handed out to the first 500 guests ages 12 and up. And I know everyone will want to ?Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter?, so for the kids, there will be 500 one-quarter scale models of these brilliant pieces of memorabilia. Sporks are great fun for all ages. I figure we can lure Avril there by telling her that she?s receiving a lifetime achievement award (Ha!) from the Youth Clubs of America, or something like that. We?ll have her agent attend (I have a special extra large tequila bottle for this schmuck). And maybe we can even get a couple of the Hanson brothers or those fruits from N?Sync there. Wouldn?t that be a party!? We would need a fallguy to be the MC (I wonder what Michael Bolton?s doing that week; he could use a few metal sporks to the eyeballs). I believe Avril has three or four brothers who are hockey players, so we?ll need to neutralize them. We don?t want to hurt them because, I?m sure, they had nothing to do with her career. Anyone with any ideas on how to stall these punks, please contribute. Thank you. And then, after the beatdown has been carried out, we will all (including the kids) have a nice sit-down dinner. There will be soup, salad, and hors d?ouvres. You will have your choice of chicken parmesan, roast beef, or the vegetarian plate (no dairy). I?m not sure what comes with the ?vegetarian plate?, but I recommend the chicken. And any sporks not stuck in the limp bodies of our ?special guests? are yours to keep. These will help to bring back all those glorious memories of ?the night the rockers struck back?. These are memories that will be handed down from generation to generation. So, everybody, please, come in droves to Scranton, Pennsylvania, for what should be the event of the century. Because Canada is Avril?s home country, any Canadians attending will receive a free T-shirt with a maple leaf with the words ?I Was There? emblazoned across the front, and, on the back, a picture of ?our guest? being accosted with a bottle of Cuervo Gold. A professional photographer will be on hand to immortalize this day in full color. Photographs will cost extra, but all the proceeds will go to charity. Rock on, and hope to see you there. Remember, of course, this is all in fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Awesome!! I'll be there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windy1 Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 LMAO!!! Sammy I hurt my head when the chair fell backwards, and smeared my make-up from the tears rolling down my face! Now I've got to do it over, I have a work meeting to attend. You neglected to give us the date- I'll have to get a vacation day! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCyberdemon Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Personal Pleasure? Please. I said we'd use the money to start a business to further our giving back to the community. The other parts are just benefits. I never said I enjoyed sporking people I hate, to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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