night2day Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating. 8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!) 7. It's all gone by Boxing Day! 6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!! 5. Tuna sandwich, anyone? 4. when you realized and were content by not inviting the hateful in-law to your gracious table 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating. 8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!) 7. It's all gone by Boxing Day! 6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!! 5. Tuna sandwich, anyone? 4. when you realized and were content by not inviting the hateful in-law to your gracious table 3. You & your relative only need one finger to break the wishbone 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating. 8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!) 7. It's all gone by Boxing Day! 6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!! 5. Tuna sandwich, anyone? 4. when you realized and were content by not inviting the hateful in-law to your gracious table 3. You & your relative only need one finger to break the wishbone 2. The Ethiopian kid passes on seconds. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating. 8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!) 7. It's all gone by Boxing Day! 6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!! 5. Tuna sandwich, anyone? 4. when you realized and were content by not inviting the hateful in-law to your gracious table 3. You & your relative only need one finger to break the wishbone 2. The Ethiopian kid passes on seconds. 1. You went out to a restaurant for Thanksgiving. _ _ _ _ _ Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
night2day Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey) 8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey) 8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies. 7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey) 8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies. 7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year. 6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey) 8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies. 7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year. 6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss. 5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey) 8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies. 7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year. 6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss. 5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning 4. Herman Cain 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey) 8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies. 7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year. 6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss. 5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning 4. Herman Cain 3. The Bipartisan Congressional Supercommittee (SuperJoke & Epic Fail). 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey) 8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies. 7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year. 6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss. 5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning 4. Herman Cain 3. The Bipartisan Congressional Supercommittee (SuperJoke & Epic Fail). 2. Wild Turkey 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News. 10. The bickering of NBA players & owners. 9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey) 8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies. 7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year. 6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss. 5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning 4. Herman Cain 3. The Bipartisan Congressional Supercommittee (SuperJoke & Epic Fail). 2. Wild Turkey 1. The Indianapolis Colts ================================================ Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee! 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee! 8. Dane Cook 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee! 8. Dane Cook 7. The feature presentation. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee! 8. Dane Cook 7. The feature presentation. 6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee! 8. Dane Cook 7. The feature presentation. 6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home. 5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old??? 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
night2day Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee! 8. Dane Cook 7. The feature presentation. 6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home. 5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old??? 4. Wait a few weeks and it'll be on cable. Plus you can pause it and to go to the bathroom or smoke a cigarette...or... 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee! 8. Dane Cook 7. The feature presentation. 6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home. 5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old??? 4. Wait a few weeks and it'll be on cable. Plus you can pause it and to go to the bathroom or smoke a cigarette...or... 3. People who can't keep quiet and just watch the damn movie. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee! 8. Dane Cook 7. The feature presentation. 6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home. 5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old??? 4. Wait a few weeks and it'll be on cable. Plus you can pause it and to go to the bathroom or smoke a cigarette...or... 3. People who can't keep quiet and just watch the damn movie. 2. CGI 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
night2day Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore 10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes. 9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee! 8. Dane Cook 7. The feature presentation. 6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home. 5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old??? 4. Wait a few weeks and it'll be on cable. Plus you can pause it and to go to the bathroom or smoke a cigarette...or... 3. People who can't keep quiet and just watch the damn movie. 2. CGI 1. the popcorn sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Top Ten People Who May Have Also Had An Affair With Herman Cain 10. Elizabeth Taylor 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Top Ten People Who May Have Also Had An Affair With Herman Cain 10. Elizabeth Taylor 9. Sarah Palin 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Top Ten People Who May Have Also Had An Affair With Herman Cain 10. Elizabeth Taylor 9. Sarah Palin 8. Roger Clemens 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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