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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving

10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate.

9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating.

8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!)

7. It's all gone by Boxing Day!

6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!!

5. Tuna sandwich, anyone?

4. when you realized and were content by not inviting the hateful in-law to your gracious table

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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving

10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate.

9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating.

8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!)

7. It's all gone by Boxing Day!

6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!!

5. Tuna sandwich, anyone?

4. when you realized and were content by not inviting the hateful in-law to your gracious table

3. You & your relative only need one finger to break the wishbone

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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving

10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate.

9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating.

8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!)

7. It's all gone by Boxing Day!

6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!!

5. Tuna sandwich, anyone?

4. when you realized and were content by not inviting the hateful in-law to your gracious table

3. You & your relative only need one finger to break the wishbone

2. The Ethiopian kid passes on seconds.

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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving

10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate.

9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating.

8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!)

7. It's all gone by Boxing Day!

6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!!

5. Tuna sandwich, anyone?

4. when you realized and were content by not inviting the hateful in-law to your gracious table

3. You & your relative only need one finger to break the wishbone

2. The Ethiopian kid passes on seconds.

1. You went out to a restaurant for Thanksgiving.

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Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News.

10. The bickering of NBA players & owners.

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Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News.

10. The bickering of NBA players & owners.

9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey)

8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies.

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Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News.

10. The bickering of NBA players & owners.

9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey)

8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies.

7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year.

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Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News.

10. The bickering of NBA players & owners.

9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey)

8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies.

7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year.

6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss.

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Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News.

10. The bickering of NBA players & owners.

9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey)

8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies.

7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year.

6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss.

5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning

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Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News.

10. The bickering of NBA players & owners.

9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey)

8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies.

7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year.

6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss.

5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning

4. Herman Cain

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Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News.

10. The bickering of NBA players & owners.

9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey)

8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies.

7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year.

6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss.

5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning

4. Herman Cain

3. The Bipartisan Congressional Supercommittee (SuperJoke & Epic Fail).

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Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News.

10. The bickering of NBA players & owners.

9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey)

8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies.

7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year.

6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss.

5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning

4. Herman Cain

3. The Bipartisan Congressional Supercommittee (SuperJoke & Epic Fail).

2. Wild Turkey

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Top Ten Recent Turkeys in the News.

10. The bickering of NBA players & owners.

9. The Turkish women’s magazine Âlâ (first gained notice in the summer of 2011 by putting the most controversial piece of fabric in Turkey)

8. The performance of the San Diego Chargers this year qualifies.

7. Tiger Woods is having a turkey of a year.

6. Any top-ranked college football team with one loss.

5. Unnamed Turkey #1, its alternate #2 and the 3rd TURKEY doing the pardoning

4. Herman Cain

3. The Bipartisan Congressional Supercommittee (SuperJoke & Epic Fail).

2. Wild Turkey

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1. The Indianapolis Colts

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Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore

10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes.

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Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore

10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes.

9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee!

8. Dane Cook

7. The feature presentation.

6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home. :googly: :googly:

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Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore

10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes.

9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee!

8. Dane Cook

7. The feature presentation.

6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home.

5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old??? :)

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Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore

10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes.

9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee!

8. Dane Cook

7. The feature presentation.

6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home.

5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old???

4. Wait a few weeks and it'll be on cable. Plus you can pause it and to go to the bathroom or smoke a cigarette...or... :googly:

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Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore

10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes.

9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee!

8. Dane Cook

7. The feature presentation.

6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home.

5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old???

4. Wait a few weeks and it'll be on cable. Plus you can pause it and to go to the bathroom or smoke a cigarette...or... :googly:

3. People who can't keep quiet and just watch the damn movie.

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Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore

10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes.

9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee!

8. Dane Cook

7. The feature presentation.

6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home.

5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old???

4. Wait a few weeks and it'll be on cable. Plus you can pause it and to go to the bathroom or smoke a cigarette...or...

3. People who can't keep quiet and just watch the damn movie.

2. CGI :(

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Top Ten Reasons You Don't Go To The Movies Anymore

10. The hot dogs taste like old shoes.

9. The ticket price is too high, even for the matinee!

8. Dane Cook

7. The feature presentation.

6. I can get porn on the internet in the comfort of my home.

5. Too loud!!! Or am I too old???

4. Wait a few weeks and it'll be on cable. Plus you can pause it and to go to the bathroom or smoke a cigarette...or...

3. People who can't keep quiet and just watch the damn movie.

2. CGI

1. the popcorn sucks

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