MindCrime Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Top Ten Final Bin Laden Sentences 10. See Honey, I told you that sounded like a helicopter. 9. I thought you'd be here sooner rather than later. 8. Death to Ameri.... 7. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children. 6. No really, did you guys catch the royal wedding? 5. Ohhh, Crap! I don't suppose you guys would be willing to take a bribe, wouldja? 4. What means you`re saying `Eat lead?` 3. I think that barbed wire fence REALLY did tick off the Homeowners Association. 2. Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens. 1. Polo (after hearing Marco) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Top 10 bad ideas for merging two already existing inventions 10 Submarine with a screen door 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Top Ten Final Bin Laden Sentences 1. Polo (after hearing Marco) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Mr. Crime has his moments and that was certainly one of 'em! ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ Top 10 Bad Ideas for Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10 Submarine with a screen door 9 Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10 Submarine with a screen door 9 Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8 Pogo stick with a cup holder 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10 Submarine with a screen door 9 Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8 Pogo stick with a cup holder 7 Helicopter with an ejector seat 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanTurtle Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Top Ten Final Bin Laden Sentences 10. See Honey, I told you that sounded like a helicopter. 9. I thought you'd be here sooner rather than later. 8. Death to Ameri.... 7. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children. 6. Awww, the Playstation Network is down! This day couldn't be worse . . . 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10• Submarine with a screen door 9• Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8• Pogo stick with a cup holder 7• Helicopter with an ejector seat 6• Glass Hammer 5• 4• 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10• Submarine with a screen door 9• Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8• Pogo stick with a cup holder 7• Helicopter with an ejector seat 6• Glass Hammer 5• fish-hook zipper 4• 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10. Submarine with a screen door 9. Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8. Pogo stick with a cup holder 7. Helicopter with an ejector seat 6. Glass Hammer 5. fish-hook zipper 4. Steam iron Telephone 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 fish-hook zipper Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10. Submarine with a screen door 9. Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8. Pogo stick with a cup holder 7. Helicopter with an ejector seat 6. Glass Hammer 5. fish-hook zipper 4. Steam iron Telephone 3. Automobile and phone technology 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10. Submarine with a screen door 9. Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8. Pogo stick with a cup holder 7. Helicopter with an ejector seat 6. Glass Hammer 5. fish-hook zipper 4. Steam iron Telephone 3. Automobile and phone technology 2. Jackhammer Camera 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10. Submarine with a screen door 9. Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8. Pogo stick with a cup holder 7. Helicopter with an ejector seat 6. Glass Hammer 5. fish-hook zipper 4. Steam iron Telephone 3. Automobile and phone technology 2. Jackhammer Camera 1. CD player 'n' Bagel Toaster __________________________ Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. Get the cobwebs out of your mind. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. Get the cobwebs out of your mind. 7. Your backyard is an amusement park for every rodent in the city. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. Get the cobwebs out of your mind. 7. Out with the old... in with the new. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 7. Out with the old... in with the new. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. in his best Bill Murray You're such a positive lady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. Get the cobwebs out of your mind. 7. Out with the old... in with the new. 6. Your backyard is an amusement park for every rodent in the city. 5. The Christmas decorations and fruitcake are still out on display. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. Get the cobwebs out of your mind. 7. Out with the old... in with the new. 6. Your backyard is an amusement park for every rodent in the city. 5. The Christmas decorations and fruitcake are still out on display. 4. Because if I don't, Granny won't give me any vittles. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. Get the cobwebs out of your mind. 7. Out with the old... in with the new. 6. Your backyard is an amusement park for every rodent in the city. 5. The Christmas decorations and fruitcake are still out on display. 4. Because if I don't, Granny won't give me any vittles. 3. To find out where that smell is coming from. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. Get the cobwebs out of your mind. 7. Out with the old... in with the new. 6. Your backyard is an amusement park for every rodent in the city. 5. The Christmas decorations and fruitcake are still out on display. 4. Because if I don't, Granny won't give me any vittles. 3. To find out where that smell is coming from. 2. The dread of one day rounding a corner and seeing all those unmatched socks coming toward you. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. Get the cobwebs out of your mind. 7. Out with the old... in with the new. 6. Your backyard is an amusement park for every rodent in the city. 5. The Christmas decorations and fruitcake are still out on display. 4. Because if I don't, Granny won't give me any vittles. 3. To find out where that smell is coming from. 2. The dread of one day rounding a corner and seeing all those unmatched socks coming toward you. 1. Because a dirty room will kill her "mood for pleasure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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