Your first....

[Lea]

When someone asked if if her dress made her butt look big

First time you remember being really, really afraid.

[Floydaholic]

When I was 11 and I broke my leg; twisted the ankle and snapped both the fibula and tibula in half in a skateboarding accident.

Your first serious relationship

[Lea]

My first husband. Very stand up guy

Your first serious relationship mistake.

[edna]

I was 22. I shoud have stayed.

Your first joint.

[_Laurie_]

I can't remember...I think I was 15 or so...

Your first beers...

[Lea]

Wine for sure at 15. Most likely beer too

The name of your first love.

[Shawna]

First love? Or first serious love?

I'll go with Larry on the former, and Steve on the latter <--the man I should have married way back when...

Name your first (only?) kindergarten teacher.

[Levis]

I skipped kindergarten, went straight to school. I had a pre-school thing the year before but can't remember the 'teacher' 's name. I do remember being taught about odd and even numbers though. I was 4. I remember the brown pegs, the flashcards, what the teachers was wearing and the explanation she gave as she moved the pegs around as part of the demonstration.

Ahem, sorry - I have lotof memories.

Your first memory

[Uncle Joe]

I was wearing no pants.

Yours?

[Lea]

My grandmother taking me to the attic and rocking me and singing to me shortly after I was born. Thank God she remembered it to or everyone would have thought I was nuts. I have a lot of memories like that and other people remember the incidents as well and I think I sometimes scare them when I talk about them

Good question. What is yours?

[Levis]

Biting into a glass at an engagement ceremony when I was around one or two years old. I stole the bride-to-be's thunder because suddenly everyone was panicking and making me open my mouth and trying to brush the glass out and I had no idea what the fuss was about. The bride was wearing green.

Your first word

[edna]

"mahhh" (in russian)

Your first computer

[Shawna]

a Wang. We were so upscale. We got to play Pong on it.

Your first job?

[Uncle Joe]

Delivering orders (by bicycle) for Botto's Grocery Store. (it was the late '50's)

What was yours?

[Lissy]

working at my dads work. does that count??

your first time you got in a huge amount of trouble

[edna]

I was fired from class due to "mauvaise conduite" : I rolled on the floor while the teacher told us about Humpty Dumpty... it was my own impersonation of the character but they didn't understand it... I was three years old.

What about your first time you got in trouble?

[Lissy]

I was probably too young to remember but the first time when i got in a large amount of trouble was in year seven when i wagged school to go to this protest about apec and i got on tv and in the newspapers.haha

the firs movie you cried in?

[Otokichi]

"Tokyo Monogatari," a Japanese melodrama. I was bugging my older sister with words/phrases out of context so much that she pinched me. I was finally in synch with the rest of the audience.

Same question...

[Lissy]

i am sam

made me cry alot.

the first movie you saw where you laughed soo hard you almost stopped breathing

[edna]

Tom&Jerry Festival.

First time you were fired from a theatre.

[Otokichi]

Moi? I've never been thrown out of theater of any kind. (So far.;)

Your first pet. (What kind of "beast" and what did you name it?)

[_Laurie_]

My first pet was a cat named Smokey

Your first family vacation....

[Otokichi]

The big one was in 1959, when the whole family took off for the U.S. mainland, partly for my father to reconnect with World War II buddies and to pick up a Plymouth station wagon, which we drove from Detroit, Michigan to San Diego.

The first Rock song you understood and sang often enough to tick off your folks...

[miamisammy29]

"Star Star" - The Stones 

Easy one...Your first car?