Batman 2 Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 awesome movie, one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. The faux trailers were the best, especially "Thanksgiving." Link to post Share on other sites
Ombre Vivante 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 The fact this movie exists is one of the first signs that a huge plague will hit us and destroy all humans. The four horsemen of the apocalyps**t will soon strike. I offered two human sacrifices, in the form of two Tarantino fans, to appease the Gods and so there won't be any more of these tragedies. WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?! WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?! Link to post Share on other sites
Tenacious_Peaches 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Are you anti-Tarantino or anti-Rodriguez or anti-over the top crappy movies? I think it looks vaguely interesting, as this type of mindless entertainment goes. And I really, really, really want to chop off my leg and attach a machine gun to my stump. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 MUSICAL INTERLUDE: "Tommy Gun" - The Clash "Tommy gun You ain’t happy less you got one Tommy gun Ain’t gonna shoot the place up just for fun Maybe he wants to die for the money Maybe he wants to kill for his country Whatever he wants, he’s gonna get it! Tommy gun You better strip it down for a custom run Tommy gun Waiting in the airport ’till kingdom come An’ we can watch you make it On the nine o’clock news Standing there in Palestine lighting the fuse Whatever you want, you’re gonna get it Tommy gun You’ll be dead when your war is won Tommy gun But did you have to gun down everyone? I can see it’s kill or be killed A nation of destiny has got to be fulfilled Whatever you want, you’re gonna get it! Tommy gun You can be a hero in an age of none Tommy gun I’m cutting out your picture from page one I’m gonna get a jacket just like yours An’ give my false support to your cause Whatever you want, you’re gonna get it! Boats an’ tanks and planes, it’s your game Kings an’ queens an’ generals learn your name I see all the innocents, the human sacrifice And if death comes so cheap Then the same goes for life!" Link to post Share on other sites
Tenacious_Peaches 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites
Ombre Vivante 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Are you anti-Tarantino or anti-Rodriguez or anti-over the top crappy movies? I think it looks vaguely interesting, as this type of mindless entertainment goes. And I really, really, really want to chop off my leg and attach a machine gun to my stump. I'm just anti movies that suck and tarantino has a knack of making those kinds of movies. tarantino directing a Grindhouse movie is analogous to michael bay directing an Arthouse movie - they just don't get the aesthetic and premise behind such movies. Look at it this way, since when has a real B-movie/Grinhouse movie cost 55 million USD to make? It would be like using the most expensive, top of the line kitchen in the world to cook up McDonald's french fries. Thing is, there are directors out there who have done Grindhouse movies with less than a quarter of the budget tarantino used, which goes to show how exceedingly inefficient and wasteful tarantino is. He's not only an imitator, but a bad imitator since he rips off movies which are already technically bad. Let 'im try and rip off Kubrick... he'd probably need 500 million USD to copy 2001 Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Don't get BA started on movies - he's even worse than I about Steve McQueen ! Link to post Share on other sites
Ombre Vivante 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 WHY DOES THIS MOVIE SUCK SO MUCH? WHY? I thought the worst movie ever made had ended with Kurt Wimmer's Equilibrium and Ultraviolet, but we are entering a new level of worst movie ever made. Much like the overall stupidity of the human race, I sometimes wonder how deep the well of mediocrity is... or if there IS a bottom! STEVE MCQUEEN WOULDA SAVED THIS MOVIE FROM SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Did you actually see it? Link to post Share on other sites
Ombre Vivante 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Of course not. Why would I? I've already seen Ilsa: She-Wolf Of The SS and Lady Terminator twice over (i.e. real Grindhouse movies). Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Okay then. Link to post Share on other sites
Batman 2 Posted April 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 you realize it's not supposed to be a "good movie," right? Link to post Share on other sites
Ombre Vivante 0 Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Well, ya got me there. I'd imagine it's worse than the movies it's trying to lampoon. Link to post Share on other sites
Batman 2 Posted April 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 exactly, and that's why it's so awesome. see, awesomeness is like a circle. "awesome" on one side and "sucks" on the other. if something gets too awesome, it sucks, case and point yngwie malmsteen. he tries way too hard to be awesome and ends up sucking. if something gets too terrible, it's awesome. case and point, grindhouse. oh, and that would apply to fergalicious too. Link to post Share on other sites
Ombre Vivante 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 This is as "awesome" as paying $8 for a $1 burger. That would make it an "awesome" rip-off. It is as "awesome" as kicking kitties Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I fully endorse kicking kitties. They grow up to be cats. We can't let that happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Fish 0 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 To true TheLizard....but it's still quite cruel to inflict pain on animals, even if they are Satans pets....Can't we just give them to the police a sniff kittens or something? Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Cats are bad enough sober, so I shudder to imagine a crackhead-kittie. Link to post Share on other sites
Batman 2 Posted April 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 This is as "awesome" as paying $8 for a $1 burger. That would make it an "awesome" rip-off. It is as "awesome" as kicking kitties the more you hate this movie, the more obvious it is to me how amazing this movie was Link to post Share on other sites
Ombre Vivante 0 Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Amazingly terrible, that is Link to post Share on other sites
Ombre Vivante 0 Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 'scuse me while I got punt some kitties Link to post Share on other sites
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