Three Word Story II

[Zepfan]

nipping at your

[Jenny]

gnarly, dirty elbows

[Zepfan]

,knees and other

[CanAm]

bony bodily protuberances

[andy7]

that reek of

[CanAm]

salsa and beer.

[andy7]

I immediately regretted

[Zepfan]

wearing tight underwear

[Jenny]

because the sweat

[RonJonSurfer]

caused my body

[CanAm]

to swell and

[Zepfan]

make popping sounds

[RonJonSurfer]

which confused local

[Zepfan]

authorities who began

[RonJonSurfer]

to randomly investigate

[CanAm]

completely unrelated events

[Zepfan]

which happened infrequently

[CanAm]

and caused consternation

[RonJonSurfer]

with some constipation

[andy7]

and no lactation

[Zepfan]

please, no rhymation

[RonJonSurfer]

because it gets

[Zepfan]

old after awhile.

[RonJonSurfer]

Still I smile

[CanAm]

because I'm baked