Three Word Story II

[RonJonSurfer]

of self induced

[Zepfan]

puncture wounds on

[CanAm]

their navels and

[Zepfan]

some ear lobes

[RonJonSurfer]

just to dangle

[CanAm]

miniature cartoon characters

[Jenny]

above the goop

[Zepfan]

they call poop (I know it rhymes, get over it)

[MindCrime]

that comes from

[RonJonSurfer]

eating too many

[chutzpah]

prunes and oily

[CanAm]

jerk chicken mcnuggets

[chutzpah]

covered with peanuts.

[Zepfan]

Meanwhile, after dinner

[RonJonSurfer]

on the couch

[Zepfan]

watching some TV

[Jenny]

a Viagra commercial

[CanAm]

triggered an impromptu

[Zepfan]

head count by

[CanAm]

a telemarketing firm

[RonJonSurfer]

which raised...suspicions

[CanAm]

about my political

[Zepfan]

ins and outs

[RonJonSurfer]

and ups and

[Uncle Joe]

down the freeway