Three Word Story II

[RonJonSurfer]

their pure white

[Uncle Joe]

lacy and delicate

[RonJonSurfer]

oh so satiny

[Uncle Joe]

crotchless French overcoats

[chutzpah]

and burlap jockstraps

[Jenny]

that scratched them

[Uncle Joe]

and chaffed their

[RonJonSurfer]

rough and tumble

[chutzpah]

thigh and navel

[Uncle Joe]

making them cry

[RonJonSurfer]

like babies with

[Uncle Joe]

diaper rash and

[RonJonSurfer]

no baby powder

[chutzpah]

or dry ice.

[Uncle Joe]

Jerry Mahoney once

[chutzpah]

had the squints

[miamisammy29]

and the squirts

[RonJonSurfer]

which really hurts

[miamisammy29]

if not treated

[Earth-Angel]

with a dose

[RonJonSurfer]

of tender loving

[miamisammy29]

thorazine and Metamucil,

Edited September 30, 2011 by Guest

[Uncle Joe]

and Flomax or

[Earth-Angel]

[bleep] and [bleep]:

[chutzpah]

with no sleep