Three Word Story II

[Uncle Joe]

his package helpless

[_Laurie_]

like a little

[miamisammy29]

helplessly rendered package

[Uncle Joe]

yet still alluring

[miamisammy29]

to anyone with

[Uncle Joe]

myopia or glandular

[miamisammy29]

disorders, small hands,

[Uncle Joe]

tight pants and

[miamisammy29]

junior college education.

[Uncle Joe]

Then there's always

[phil]

Spring Break to

[miamisammy29]

get your rocks

[_Laurie_]

from the ocean

[MarcM]

of hot young

[Shawna]

clams, with pearls

[phil]

and many shooters

[MarcM]

OF WISDOM FROM

[Uncle Joe]

squid to octopi

[miamisammy29]

and related cephalopods

[Uncle Joe]

not to mention

[Crazy Don]

lots of fish

[miamisammy29]

heads bound for

[Lucky]

glory and beer

[_Laurie_]

with the crabs

[Lucky]

there's an ointment