Rhyme It! II

[Uncle Joe]

I think it was Kalamazoo

[Lucky]

Can we put that under review?

[RonJonSurfer]

Column one, item two.

[Uncle Joe]

Nice shirt, Chezeroo!

[Lucky]

I bet on a horse which was bound for glue.

[Uncle Joe]

Is that why you're so blue?

[Lucky]

Yes, and also why they call me Sue.

[RonJonSurfer]

Now there's a thought on which you can chew.

[Lucky]

Over the cuckoos' nest one just flew.

[RonJonSurfer]

I think i can use a brew..

[Lucky]

Shall I dish up the stew?

[Uncle Joe]

Confucious say he who fart in Cchurch sit in his own pew.

[Lucky]

The 3 little kittens all said mew.

[RonJonSurfer]

This rhyme is something we continue to redo.

[Lucky]

I know that much is true.

[RonJonSurfer]

Let's change it.

[MindCrime]

I like your wit.

[Lucky]

Shall we all have a banana split?

[MindCrime]

Some things I can't quit.

[Shawna]

why is a church bench called a pew?

[RonJonSurfer]

why is a church bench called a pew?

It's an abbreviation for Punish Every Worshiper.

[Blue Fish]

It's an abbreviation for Punish Every Worshiper.

sorry, couldn't help myself. Carry on....

[RonJonSurfer]

Mr. Kings first name is Don.

[Lucky]

and yours, I believe is Ron.

[RonJonSurfer]

You're right on..