Foxy Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Be very proud to be British because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairylights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. And finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. RULE BRITANNIA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 I've tried the 9v battery test in my youth, and all I got was a mild tingling sensation. In fact, I used to enjoy it and whenever I got one I couldn't resist. How do people die of this? The skull injury whilst woofing I have witnessed. It didn't result in hospitalisation, just the unfortunate honker passing out... Only in Britain do we have Chicken Tikka Masala as the national favorite dish, according to a recent poll! Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 that list could very easily translate to your U.S. counterparts... there's an awful lot of stuff on there that sounds dangerously familiar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Wicked list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 I agree with Shawna. There are stupid people everywhere you go. And I know stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 US is great...but, i dont think Carl and Sara have enough space on there server for the list of stupid americans and there doings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Stupidity is the universal language... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Well...whats our secondary language? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 I'm proud to be British now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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