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Uncle Joe

Poetry, hot and cold

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Eternal love true , they pledged they'd never be parted

but now rather than " I do ." , he wished he'd just farted.

( ok ! That was pretty bad ... on to Random Thoughts ...)

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Crude , childish poetry ... no excuse !!

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Heres some more, off the top of my head:

The day that I met you, my life would never be the same,

but that was 5 years ago, and I'd like to know your name.

You're the most beautiful woman I ever did see,

but when mom saw what I was watching, she unplugged the TV.

I miss you so much, I can't believe I'll never again see ya

but you'll always be a part of me, thanks to gonnorhea

You're kinder than any woman has ever been to me

but the reason I'll remember you is it burns when I pee

We'll never leave each other,we'll stick through happiness and hurt

and since we're together, can you iron my shirt?

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