OASIS SPLIT!!!

[Levis]

.... or Noel finally has enough of Liam.

DETAILS!!!

[c_s_1987]

Wow. I don't know what to say.

[Levis]

I am TRAUMATISED and if anyone makes fun of me for being traumatised I'll eat them

[Shawna]

I won't make fun of your traumatization, Levis. But I won't say I didn't see it's coming, either. You and B-F can relate... if you haven't read about his beloved BFB, go and read now in the "Get The Word Out" thread. It's a very sad day, indeed.

[MindCrime]

You mean, they were still around and putting out new music?

[Levis]

Well Dig Out Your Soul got a ton of coverage when it came out (last year?)- and it was muchos better than Don't Believe The Truth. Also they were in the middle of this massive tour jus' now.

Oasis are ALWAYS on the verge of a breakup, they just never do it. Noel is perpetually quitting tours, but not the band!!!

And I'm aware of how every album of theirs sounds exactly like the one before it (kinda) but I love that stability (or what other people might prefer to refer to as 'lack of originality/creativity)')

[The Seeker]

Oh shut up this can;t be true

[Batman]

Well, even if you are of the opinion that they had a prime, they must have passed it by now anyway! look on the bright side.

[edna]

You mean, they were still around and putting out new music?

That was my first thought...

Oh shut up this can;t be true

I know how you feel. I was 14 when the Beatles split. I just couldn't believe it though it was obvious that it was about to happen. I was traumatised too.

[Farin]

maybe that was just a spur of the moment thing, and all will be back to normal again in a week's time?

maybe?

[Levis]

if people keep speculating that will happen, it won't it's how I know the Verve are broken up for good :heartbroken:

[The Seeker]

Noel was planning to do solo stuff anyway. Liam is busy with that clothing line, and it's not like the rest of the band have much of a say in things.

[Levis]

'rest of the band'?

OH! Andy Bell!!! Or Mr. Midas as I like to think of him. He's free!

[The Seeker]

No disrespect to them, they're great musicians as well, but in terms of Oasis everyone but Noel and Liam has always been just the 'rest of the band'.

[MindCrime]

I am TRAUMATISED and if anyone makes fun of me for being traumatised I'll eat them

*pokes fun at Radhi's trauma* :meemer:

BTW I taste like barbeque gravy, so you know in advance.

[Levis]

Oh, I was planning sushi. Would you rather be on a spit or roasted?

[The Seeker]

The man himself speaks:

Dearly beloved, it is with a heavy heart and a sad face that I say this to you this morning.

As of last Friday the 28th August, I have been forced to leave the Manchester rock'n'roll pop group Oasis.

The details are not important and of too great a number to list. But I feel you have the right to know that the level of verbal and violent intimidation towards me, my family, friends and comrades has become intolerable. And the lack of support and understanding from my management and band mates has left me with no other option than to get me cape and seek pastures new.

I would like firstly to offer my apologies to them kids in Paris who'd paid money and waited all day to see us only to be let down AGAIN by the band. Apologies are probably not enough, I know, but I'm afraid it's all I've got.

While I'm on the subject, I'd like to say to the good people of V Festival that experienced the same thing. Again, I can only apologise - although I don't know why, it was nothing to do with me. I was match fit and ready to be brilliant. Alas, other people in the group weren't up to it.

In closing I would like to thank all the Oasis fans, all over the world. The last 18 years have been truly, truly amazing (and I hate that word, but today is the one time I'll deem it appropriate). A dream come true. I take with me glorious memories.

Now, if you'll excuse me I have a family and a football team to indulge.

I'll see you somewhere down the road. It's been a f*ckin' pleasure.

Thanks very much.

Goodbye.

NG.

Edited August 29, 2009 by Guest
with his accent, shouldn't it have been "fookin"? ;)

[Levis]

I love NG.

[Jk]

I seen them in concert last December, and I told everyone then I just had to go because it could be the last chance to see them...I guess I was right.

Because I am an "only child", I never could understand how siblings could grow to hate each other, but perhaps all this will just make them reform together better in the future?

Very sad news, nonetheless. Oasis is one of my favorite bands.

[TheLizard]

[Shawna]

Seems like Liam is the one I've always heard all the bad things about. Is he the one who has a penchant for picking fights?

[The Seeker]

Yes.

Would you believe he is 36 years old?

[BlueAngel]

Disappointed, but not surprised. Between Liam's anarchy and Noel megalomania its a minor miracle they've managed to put up with each other this long. I still love 'em though.

[Viaene]

I'm not surprised either, in fact I never really liked Oasis and I think the music they made recently wasn't that great compared to their first albums.

[MuzikTyme]

I was a big fan of Wonderwall (their best effort IMHO)

Though, the lead singer's preference for his own butt limited my listenings.

As far as I'm concerned, OASIS was never really together, anyway.

What sickens me the most about the arrogant band is that they were once compared to the Beatles!~

Sorry, NO WAY!