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Loosen Up, It's a Funeral! (more explicit lyrics. knock yourself out)

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People are d*cks

And they have been d*cks to you since the day you were born

And they will be d*cks to you till the day that die

And then they'll feel super guilty and throw you a great big party

Have all the shrimp cocktail you want

Oh wait- you can't- you're dead..

At least make peace with your family and friends

Oh wait- you can't- you're dead...

We took the money for your medical bill

And bought a nice shiny casket instead

With a lid so we can stare at your corpse and say

"Yep, he's really dead."

People are d*cks

And they have been d*cks to you since the day you were born

And they will be d*cks to you till the day that die

And then they'll feel super guilty and throw you a great big party

Your uncle from Quebec who you met once when you were six

Flew in just to say goodbye to your head

Don't be rude, say goodbye to him too

Oh wait, my bad, you're dead

But if you were alive, you would simply have to try

The cake we bought for your wake

People are d*cks

And they have been d*cks to you since the day you were born

And they will be d*cks to you till the day that die

And then they'll feel super guilty and throw you a great big party

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that's hysterical! This is actually the first one of your recordings I've listened to so far, but I'll be listening to more. I love to hear lyrics sung the say the writers intended - complete with the sarcasm and everything.

*Two Thumbs Way Up* :grin:

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