bluesboy Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. Mick Jagger has a wardrobe malfunction during halftime show. 8. The Ryan twins stage a protest outside, holding signs that say, WE SHOULD BE COACHING IN THIS GAME! A counter-protest ensues, with hundreds of fans holding signs that say, YOU WOULD BE...IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK! 7. The Olsen and Nelson Twins are supporting acts for this year's pregame ceremonies. 6. Peyton goes down with a knee sprain and Frisco gets the job done. 5. Brent Musburger spots a pretty girl in the crowd. 4. Beyonce cancels at the last minute and Yoko Ono is the only replacement officials can find on such short notice. 3. The game might actually be exciting instead of the usual snooze-fest. 2. Marv Albert shows up wearing only a g-string and high heels. 1. Roger Goodell talks to the New Orleans crowd. Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. Try to find something else on TV actually worth watching 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. Try to find something else on TV actually worth watching 8. Watch internet porn 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. Try to find something else on TV actually worth watching 8. Watch internet porn 7. Go to a gun show or range. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. Try to find something else on TV actually worth watching 8. Watch internet porn 7. Go to a gun show or range. 6. Serve drinks, appetizers & hors d'oeuvres to your guests watching the Super Bowl. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. Try to find something else on TV actually worth watching 8. Watch internet porn 7. Go to a gun show or range. 6. Serve drinks, appetizers & hors d'oeuvres to your guests watching the Super Bowl. 5. Sleep off the hangover from being drunk Saturday night. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. Try to find something else on TV actually worth watching 8. Watch internet porn 7. Go to a gun show or range. 6. Serve drinks, appetizers & hors d'oeuvres to your guests watching the Super Bowl. 5. Sleep off the hangover from being drunk Saturday night. 4. Post random nonsense on Facebook. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. Try to find something else on TV actually worth watching 8. Watch internet porn 7. Go to a gun show or range. 6. Serve drinks, appetizers & hors d'oeuvres to your guests watching the Super Bowl. 5. Sleep off the hangover from being drunk Saturday night. 4. Post random nonsense on Facebook. 3. Soak in your jacuzzi with a bottle of wine on ice within reach. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. Try to find something else on TV actually worth watching 8. Watch internet porn 7. Go to a gun show or range. 6. Serve drinks, appetizers & hors d'oeuvres to your guests watching the Super Bowl. 5. Sleep off the hangover from being drunk Saturday night. 4. Post random nonsense on Facebook. 3. Soak in your jacuzzi with a bottle of wine on ice within reach. 2. Play Wing Drop on your phone with your Quaker Steak & Lube app. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Top Ten Things To Do if Not Watching the Super Bowl 10. Go to Disneyland. 9. Try to find something else on TV actually worth watching 8. Watch internet porn 7. Go to a gun show or range. 6. Serve drinks, appetizers & hors d'oeuvres to your guests watching the Super Bowl. 5. Sleep off the hangover from being drunk Saturday night. 4. Post random nonsense on Facebook. 3. Soak in your jacuzzi with a bottle of wine on ice within reach. 2. Play Wing Drop on your phone with your Quaker Steak & Lube app. 1. Go to where the game is played, and cut the power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 9. You can put a silencer on a gun. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 and even get money back! 9. You can put a silencer on a gun. 8. Guns don't take up much closet space. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 and even get money back! 9. You can put a silencer on a gun. 8. Guns don't take up much closet space. 7. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. :sleepy: 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 and even get money back! 9. You can put a silencer on a gun. 8. Guns don't take up much closet space. 7. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. 6. If you decide to part with a gun it won't get half your stuff & demand alimony every month. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 and even get money back! 9. You can put a silencer on a gun. 8. Guns don't take up much closet space. 7. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. 6. If you decide to part with a gun it won't get half your stuff & demand alimony every month. 5. A gun doesn't care if you leave the rim up. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 and even get money back! 9. You can put a silencer on a gun. 8. Guns don't take up much closet space. 7. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. 6. If you decide to part with a gun it won't get half your stuff & demand alimony every month. 5. A gun doesn't care if you leave the rim up. 4. Guns don't care if you shoot blanks. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 and even get money back! 9. You can put a silencer on a gun. 8. Guns don't take up much closet space. 7. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. 6. If you decide to part with a gun it won't get half your stuff & demand alimony every month. 5. A gun doesn't care if you leave the rim up. 4. Guns don't care if you shoot blanks. 3. You can shoot a gun as many times as you like. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 and even get money back! 9. You can put a silencer on a gun. 8. Guns don't take up much closet space. 7. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. 6. If you decide to part with a gun it won't get half your stuff & demand alimony every month. 5. A gun doesn't care if you leave the rim up. 4. Guns don't care if you shoot blanks. 3. You can shoot a gun as many times as you like. 2. You can compliment a friend on his gun, and he'll even let you try it out a few times. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Better than a Spouse 10. You can always trade in an old 44 for a newer 22 and even get money back! 9. You can put a silencer on a gun. 8. Guns don't take up much closet space. 7. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. 6. If you decide to part with a gun it won't get half your stuff & demand alimony every month. 5. A gun doesn't care if you leave the rim up. 4. Guns don't care if you shoot blanks. 3. You can shoot a gun as many times as you like. 2. You can compliment a friend on his gun, and he'll even let you try it out a few times. 1. A gun will quickly fix a stopped up sink drain. ______________ Top Ten Music Acts With A Color In The Name 10. The White Stripes 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Top Ten Music Acts With A Color In The Name 10. The White Stripes 9. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Top Ten Music Acts With A Color In The Name 10. The White Stripes 9. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. Green Day 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Top Ten Music Acts With A Color In The Name 10. The White Stripes 9. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. Green Day 7. Black Sabbath 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Top Ten Music Acts With A Color In The Name 10. The White Stripes 9. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. Green Day 7. Black Sabbath 6. Blue Oyster Cult 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Top Ten Music Acts With A Color In The Name 10. The White Stripes 9. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. Green Day 7. Black Sabbath 6. Blue Oyster Cult 5. Simply Red 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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