Wow, thank you MarcM. I did mean stabbing people with plastic utensils, from KFC and Taco Bell. I in no way ment that in a crude/fetish way, or about women in general. See, the joke is that me and a few of my online buddies formed a clan (the term we use for a team of sorts) where we all picked some fighting class and a weird weapon to use. We were picking things like, The Cardboard Tube Samurai and such. I opted for The Metal Spork Ninja. Ever so slowly I became obsessed with sporks. It actually got to the point where I was attacking people in real life with sporks. It was very fun. People tend to scream when they get hit with them hard enough.
So who's driving this conversation to the gutter, ehh Cindy?