Oh, man, where to begin!!
"But officer, the stop sign was waving me through....dude."
"Hey, are those real bullets, or chocolate wrapped in foil?"
"I don't feel like I ran a stop sign..."
"Geez, it's getting so a 62 year old has been can't smoke pot and run stop signs."
"Hey, aren't you the dude who busted me last year?"
"C'mon, give me a break, dude. I'm the other guy in Simon & Garfunkel. Really!"
"Hey, at least I'm not that other dude in Wham!"
"If you let me go, I'll get you Ann Magaret's autograph, dude."
"Got any twinkies?"