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Did you know that Christianity, Judaism, & Islam all come from the same basic source? :shades:

"And thus did the Holy powers of thy universe come together to form a round table--like that of Arthur, except without all the cheating--to divide their [bless] across the entire world..."

The Doctrine: Text 5; Verse 21:6, 'On the Source of Religion (The Touchy Part)'

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Did you know that Christianity, Judaism, & Islam all come from the same basic source? :shades:

The Doctrine: Text 5; Verse 21:6, 'On the Source of Religion (The Touchy Part)'

yes, actually I knew that... from your comment I thought you didn't ;)

sorry if I was wrong ;)

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The time I met God, he wasn't eating dark matter. He was eating a pastrami and Swiss sub from the Subway just up the road. Then we went out for a couple beers. I found out he's not very talkative...at least, not as talkative as you would think a supreme being might be. It just seemed like he was a little pissed off at the world. I didn't ask why.

:afro: :afro: :afro: :jester:

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You guys are wayyyy off track...

God don't mess stuff up, the devil does.

I can see Satan ripping out a part of the universe just to make God pissed! :grin:

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