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If I had 1,000,000

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If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I'd buy you a house

(I would buy you a house)

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If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

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And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a K-Car

(A nice Reliant automobile)

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If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

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If I had a million dollars

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

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If I had million dollars

You could help, it wouldn't be that hard

If I had million dollars

Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

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You know, we could just go up there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff

There would already be laid out foods for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

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They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

Well, can you blame 'em

Uh, yeah!

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a fur coat

(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)

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And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet

(Yep, like a llama or an emu)

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And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)

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And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

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If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

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If I had a million dollars

Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

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If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner

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Of course we would, we’d just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

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That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!

Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a green dress

(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

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And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you some art

(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

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If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a monkey

(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

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If I had a million dollars

I’d buy your love

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If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd be rich

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They are such an intrinsically............ Canadian band. The wit, the geekyness, the entire package. I saw them live and it was like partying with a bunch of high school friends...

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i would buy heaps of dare iced coffie and a house where no-one can see and a mad music system with heaps of albums. and i would buy a lepord coz i think there awsome

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If I had 1,000,000 . . .

Most likely, I would wish it'd be double.

And then, I would be multiplying insignificant amounts to my favourite charity...me!

JJ.

There's a reason why humans aren't marsupials.

No pockets...no problems!

And to think that one believes they can save all their riches forever; as if they can take it with them.

I'd believe the theory that the one with the most toys wins if only I witnessed a new-born with toys.

Sadly, everyone enters the same way as they leave;

Naked and with nothing.

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you had me at the cherry Gibson!....lol

Come to think of it, if I had one million dollars then I'd demand all ones (dollars) whilst watching how long it would take either the cashier to count it or the bank manager to have a nervous breakdown!

:D

Realistically;

If I had one million dollars then members @ Songfacts would, too, because I'd be where no computer has gone before. lol

Wouldn't it be nice if every registered member, as well as non-registered guests, donated you one dollar?

Hmmm...

Kinda like the penny doubled every day for thirty days.

It adds up...quick.

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