Rhyme It! II

[Uncle Joe]

What's Abner without Lum?

[_Laurie_]

Do you know a tune I can hum?

[Uncle Joe]

Not while chewing gum.

[_Laurie_]

Don't look so glum.

[Uncle Joe]

I pulled out a plum.

[_Laurie_]

Did you leave a crum?

[Uncle Joe]

It was too good, yummmmmm!

[_Laurie_]

Do you have a guitar you can strum?

[Uncle Joe]

Excuse my English but where'd I get the guitar from?

[Lucky]

Will you join me for Dim Sum?

[phil]

I am being mum.

[_Laurie_]

Better than being dumb.

[Lucky]

My stomach hurts, do you have a Tum?

[Uncle Joe]

I graduated summa laude cum.

[Lucky]

Were you then toasted with rum?

[MindCrime]

That could make someone feel like a bum.

[Lucky]

I can't think of a rhyme, so I'm left with ummmm.

[MindCrime]

You did the best that you can.

[Lucky]

Hey, thanks a lot man!

[_Laurie_]

Sounds like a plan.

[Lucky]

Do you like Duran Duran?

[_Laurie_]

I'm a big fan.

[MindCrime]

What about Jackie Chan ?

[Uncle Joe]

He's a dapper Dan.

[_Laurie_]

I need a tan.