bazooka Posted October 26, 2005 Report Posted October 26, 2005 Sometimes when I hear a song on the radio, I will mentally play around with the lyrics. For example, you can exchange lyrics between Bob Dylan's I Shall Be Free and The Surfari's Surfer Joe. Well, ask me why I'm drunk alla time, It levels my head and eases my mind. I just walk along and stroll and sing, I see better days and I do better things. easily converts to Down in Doheny where the surfers all go There’s a big, bleached blondie named Surfer Joe. He’s got a bright green surfboard and a woody to match When he gets on the freeway, boy, is he hard to catch and vice versa. You might have to fudge a couple words here and there but the simple melodies make that one work quite well. Whole songs are a rarity. But sometimes a few lines jump out. For instance, I imagine The Stylistics' I'm Stone In Love With You If I could I'd like to be A great big movie star Overnight sensation Drive a big expensive car with a little help from The Beatles If I could I'd like to be A great big movie star Yellow matter custard, Dripping from a dead dog’s eye. Is this just further evidence that bazooka is completely nuts ? Or does anybody else have their own examples of this kind of stuff ?
Brad_M Posted October 26, 2005 Report Posted October 26, 2005 Bazooka wrote: Is this just further evidence that bazooka is completely nuts ? Or does anybody else have their own examples of this kind of stuff ? Visual Interlude:
bazooka Posted October 26, 2005 Author Report Posted October 26, 2005 Thanks Brad. I wanted to clear that up right from the get-go. Maybe I made this too complicated. Here's a simpler sample. on the radio: Guns N' Roses version of Knockin' On Heaven's Door. in bazooka's head: Gee, Axl Rose sounds remarkably like Carol Channing. And this reminds me of the Three Stooges because he just might be saying " N'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk - in' on Heaven's Door ". Bob Dylan must be rolling over in his grave -- Oh wait, Dylan is still around. Well, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid must be rolling over in their graves. I oughta switch stations.
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 26, 2005 Report Posted October 26, 2005 You got me, Bazooka. I've actually done the Curly nyuk nyuk to "Knockin' on Heaven's Door". I purposely sing the wrong words to songs all the time, but I can't think of a single example right this second. My last name begins with a B and ends with a Y. Everytime I'm with my husband and a song comes on with the word baby in it, I substitute our last name. It makes him laugh even after all these years.
miamisammy29 Posted October 26, 2005 Report Posted October 26, 2005 My last name begins with a B and ends with a Y. Everytime I'm with my husband and a song comes on with the word baby in it, I substitute our last name. It makes him laugh even after all these years. BUNDY!!!
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 26, 2005 Report Posted October 26, 2005 You've figured me out, Sammy...
bazooka Posted October 26, 2005 Author Report Posted October 26, 2005 Some people I knew who served in the Armed Forces seagoing service replaced The Clash chorus "Rock the Casbah " with "F_#k the Coast Guard ".
Crazy Don Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 My brother always sang the words "end of the world" on Seals & Crofts' "Hummingbird" on the four notes that followed "Hummingbird, don't fly away, fly away"…
Earth-Angel Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Oh I do this all the time! So I am not nutty I can't think of anything specific right now though.
Jugband_Blues Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 when i hear "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton i replace the verses with verses from the monty python song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" When you're feelin' in the dumps don't be silly chumps cocaine when life seem jolly rotten there's somethin' you've forgotten cocaine... i don't know why. it's probably because i don't know the real words.
Jugband_Blues Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 oh, just remembered another one! whenever i hear that weezer song about beverly hills or whatever, (i'm not really a big weezer fan) instead of: beverly hills that's where i wanna be... i think strawberry fields that's where i wanna be (be) be (be) livin' in strawberry fields
bazooka Posted November 4, 2005 Author Report Posted November 4, 2005 How about the dyslexic's rendition of this Kinks klassic. I met her in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne And it tastes just like cherry Cola O - A - L - C , Cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name And in a dark brown voice she said Lola O - L - A - L , Lola
bazooka Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Posted March 3, 2006 I remember my brother's friend was always trying to perfect his rendition of Fingertips Part 2, which he performed as 'Big Stevie Regular' (instead of Little Stevie Wonder), and it consisted of trying to substitute 'opposite' words (or somewhat 'opposite' words) in the place of the original lyrics. Some excerpts went something like this (as best I can recall): Don't clap your feet, just a whole lot softer Don't clap your feet, just a whole lot softer Well, hello, hello A-hello, hello Hello, hello, hello I'm gonna stay, now I'm gonna stay, now But let's not just sing it two more times! Why anyone would want to take up this endeavor (he probably even called it Thumb-bottoms or something like that), and why I found it incredibly hilarious, is still a mystery.
bazooka Posted November 22, 2006 Author Report Posted November 22, 2006 Scatological Singing Dept: I wanna leave you Don't wanna stay here Don't wanna spend Another day here Though I wanna split now, No sh*t now You've really got a hold on me --------------- You’re lookin’ good just like a snake in the grass, One of these days , I'm gonna kick your ass. Don't bring me down, no no no no no no no no, Quaalude
c_s_1987 Posted November 24, 2006 Report Posted November 24, 2006 Two choruses from 60's songs that interchange quite smoothly are "Light My Fire" by The Doors and "Drive My Car" by The Beatles. Just imagine Jim Morrison singing this to the tune of Light My Fire: Baby you can drive my car Yes I'm gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I'll love you You have to change the tune at the end, but the first two lines work well.
bazooka Posted April 24, 2010 Author Report Posted April 24, 2010 Or you can always play around with artists' names in an infantile, imbecilic and drunken sounding way: Bing Sprucesteen Hemi Jindrix Nelly Faturdo Fink Ployd
MindCrime Posted April 24, 2010 Report Posted April 24, 2010 I thought of a few of these many years ago (probably around the time this game was posted, while I was taking time away from this site). I'll have to try to think back and post my creative thoughts.
MuzikTyme Posted April 24, 2010 Report Posted April 24, 2010 "F_#k the Coast Guard ". My wish for you would be: never get caught in a storm during high seas on a boat by yourself. Bazooka always hits my funny-bone, everytyme. I'll have to try to think back and post my creative thoughts. Don't think back too far, MC, you, or, I, me especially, might forget! No one can plan Alzheimer's! Well, there are exceptions sooo...ladies and gentlemen... Let's Maim That Tune!!! Uncle Salty told me Stories of a lonely Baby with a lonely kind of life to lead My mammy, was lusted Daddy, he was busted! They left her to be trusted 'til the orphan bleeds . . . Maim it! lol
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