_Laurie_ Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 a couple that come to mind are "you talkin to me?...are you talkin to me?" "squeal like a piggie"...awful that i remember that. "Attica! Attica! Attica!" "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse" and any other lines from the Godfather. Oh and "what we have here is a failure to communicate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Mike, I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 I'm gonna be heads greens-keeper someday! "This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff" "Cannonball" "This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion." "Cinderella Boy" "It's in the HOLE!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel magnolia Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 "Houston we have a problem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 "Its just a flesh wound" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 (edited) "Its just a flesh wound" Which is a somewhat odd thing to say , when you think about it : what other kinds of physical wounds are there ? " I never drink ...wine . " " It's ... It's ALIVE ! " " Here's looking at you , kid ." " Heeere's Johnny ! " " They're heeere ..." Edited November 18, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 " They're heeere ..." "They're baaaack..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Thanks , eh ! I kinda got hooked on 'here ' quotes , I guess ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Haha, its all good! People use both that ive heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 "Go on the matresses." (mattresses? Mattreses?) And I frequently use "Fifteen minutes to Wapner" (or any other time). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brippa Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 "The name's Bond. James Bond." "Houston we have a problem." Napoleon Dynamite quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 "I'm your huckleberry." "Daisy if you do." _____________________ "I see dead people." _____________________ "Yippee ki-yay, Motherf***er." _______________________________ "Escuse me while I whip this out." "Mongo like candy!" ___________________________________ "You're a sad, pathetic little man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 "Oh, it's twoo, it's twoo". Also from Blazing Saddles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 I think I wouldn't recognise half the quotes posted here. I need to watch more films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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