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No, there would be no COW testicles. This show would only include daring feats of a sexual nature. That doesn't totally exclude eating stuff....just not cow testicles or monkey brains or spoiled fish...bleeeech. No, this would be more like strawberry syrup, or grapes, or foot-long hot dogs...marshmallow fluff, green jello, that kind of stuff.

:afro: :afro: :afro: :jester: :jester:

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I think I did a long post about this in the theme song thread, but here is a new one, and it's shorter.

I would convince everyone that its supposed to be serious, but really it would be making fun of teen dramas. My character, Da Bat, would be a rebel with a big heart. I would be a rebel, just like every other kid in the school. I would have long hair, and cry the whole show for some reason or another.

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After my talk show fails, and it will, because, really, how long can you talk about monkeys, I will have a sitcom called The Doors Next Door. The show will be about me, a "square" living next door to The Doors in their early days. Typical punchline set ups would be something like, I go outside to see a stoned Jim, just staring at his front door. Jim would say "The door of perceptiion is solid man" and I would say "Oh Jim, did you lock yourself out again!" Then you would hear the WAH-WAH sound effect and studio laughter.

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OOO...you could have Guest Bands come around alot. Robert Plant could make an appearance. Just like he made an appearance in mississippi the other day and i missed it due to bad advertising! Sorry, im still tryin to get over it.

I think you could sell it!

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