miamisammy29 Posted April 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Name the Top Ten Things you like best about spring (if we ever have one)... 10- Baseball! 9- Elephants in the room. 8- Longer days and NBA Playoffs! 7- March Madness! 6- Cookouts! 5- Curbside service at the Ranchwagon 4- Nightime races at the drag strip 3- Bass!...BIGASS BASS! 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Name the Top Ten Things you like best about spring (if we ever have one)... 10- Baseball! 9- Elephants in the room. 8- Longer days and NBA Playoffs! 7- March Madness! 6- Cookouts! 5- Curbside service at the Ranchwagon 4- Nightime races at the drag strip 3- Bass!...BIGASS BASS! 2- Girls in short shorts (or bigbass ass!) 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Name the Top Ten Things you like best about spring (if we ever have one)... 10- Baseball! 9- Elephants in the room. 8- Longer days and NBA Playoffs! 7- March Madness! 6- Cookouts! 5- Curbside service at the Ranchwagon 4- Nightime races at the drag strip 3- Bass!...BIGASS BASS! 2- Girls in short shorts (or bigbass ass!) 1- Swimming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. Abducted by aliens :partytime2: 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. Abducted by aliens 8. I've got Diarrhea 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. Abducted by aliens 8. I've got Diarrhea 7. I took exlax in addition to my prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty damn good about it. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 12, 2013 Report Share Posted April 12, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. Abducted by aliens 8. I've got Diarrhea 7. I took exlax in addition to my prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty damn good about it. 6. "I'm feeling kind of homicidal today, boss." 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted April 12, 2013 Report Share Posted April 12, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. Abducted by aliens 8. I've got Diarrhea 7. I took exlax in addition to my prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty damn good about it. 6. "I'm feeling kind of homicidal today, boss." 5. My dog ate my presentation. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. Abducted by aliens 8. I've got Diarrhea 7. I took exlax in addition to my prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty damn good about it. 6. "I'm feeling kind of homicidal today, boss." 5. My dog ate my presentation. 4. My head hurts....and if you make me come to work today, then so will yours! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. Abducted by aliens 8. I've got Diarrhea 7. I took exlax in addition to my prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty damn good about it. 6. "I'm feeling kind of homicidal today, boss." 5. My dog ate my presentation. 4. My head hurts....and if you make me come to work today, then so will yours! 3. I thought this was the week that Sunday came on a Tuesday this month. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. Abducted by aliens 8. I've got Diarrhea 7. I took exlax in addition to my prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty damn good about it. 6. "I'm feeling kind of homicidal today, boss." 5. My dog ate my presentation. 4. My head hurts....and if you make me come to work today, then so will yours! 3. I thought this was the week that Sunday came on a Tuesday this month. 2. "Sorry boss, your wife called me before you did." 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 Top 10 Excuses to Get a Day off Work 10. Last night I choked on Viagra, now I have a stiff neck. 9. Abducted by aliens 8. I've got Diarrhea 7. I took exlax in addition to my prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty damn good about it. 6. "I'm feeling kind of homicidal today, boss." 5. My dog ate my presentation. 4. My head hurts....and if you make me come to work today, then so will yours! 3. I thought this was the week that Sunday came on a Tuesday this month. 2. "Sorry boss, your wife called me before you did." 1. One word: Sequestered. ____________________________ Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. You're denied access to your office building. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. You're denied access to your office building. 7. When you visit his wife, there's a post-it note on his side of the bed saying "Don't Even Think About It". 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. You're denied access to your office building. 7. When you visit his wife, there's a post-it note on his side of the bed saying "Don't Even Think About It". 6. Suddenly, everything is in writing. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 16, 2013 Report Share Posted April 16, 2013 Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. You're denied access to your office building. 7. When you visit his wife, there's a post-it note on his side of the bed saying "Don't Even Think About It". 6. Suddenly, everything is in writing. 5. Bruce starts auditioning new drummers. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted April 16, 2013 Report Share Posted April 16, 2013 Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. You're denied access to your office building. 7. When you visit his wife, there's a post-it note on his side of the bed saying "Don't Even Think About It". 6. Suddenly, everything is in writing. 5. Bruce starts auditioning new drummers. 4. Co-workers avoid eye contact. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. You're denied access to your office building. 7. When you visit his wife, there's a post-it note on his side of the bed saying "Don't Even Think About It". 6. Suddenly, everything is in writing. 5. Bruce starts auditioning new drummers. 4. Co-workers avoid eye contact. 3. Upon arriving at work, the janitor is parked in your prime parking spot next to the building and your name sign has been replaced with the Janitor's name. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. You're denied access to your office building. 7. When you visit his wife, there's a post-it note on his side of the bed saying "Don't Even Think About It". 6. Suddenly, everything is in writing. 5. Bruce starts auditioning new drummers. 4. Co-workers avoid eye contact. 3. Upon arriving at work, the janitor is parked in your prime parking spot next to the building and your name sign has been replaced with the Janitor's name. 2. Cross-training suddenly becomes important. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. You're denied access to your office building. 7. When you visit his wife, there's a post-it note on his side of the bed saying "Don't Even Think About It". 6. Suddenly, everything is in writing. 5. Bruce starts auditioning new drummers. 4. Co-workers avoid eye contact. 3. Upon arriving at work, the janitor is parked in your prime parking spot next to the building and your name sign has been replaced with the Janitor's name. 2. Cross-training suddenly becomes important. 1. Your desk has been moved to the basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Songfacts Cafe: Top 10 Sandwiches or Specials named after Songfactor's 10. Steel 2 Velvet (Hardened fruitcake layered on top of a Velvet cake) 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 Songfacts Cafe: Top 10 Sandwiches or Specials named after Songfactor's 10. Steel 2 Velvet (Hardened fruitcake layered on top of a Velvet cake) 9. Zepfan (Hot Dog with a side of Custard Pie and Tangerine or Lemon-flavored drink). 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 Songfacts Cafe: Top 10 Sandwiches or Specials named after Songfactor's 10. Steel2Velvet (Hardened fruitcake layered on top of a Velvet cake) 9. Zepfan (Hot Dog with a side of Custard Pie and Tangerine or Lemon-flavored drink). 8. MiamiSammy29 (tuna with dolphin meat sub with 29 toppings) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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