Jump to content

New Top Ten List Game


miamisammy29

Recommended Posts

Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels.

10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive.

8. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

7. "Eh, who needs a liver, anyway?"

6. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

5. The consumption of alcohol may cause a spike in the birth rate.

4.

3.

2.

1.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 5.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels.

10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive.

8. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

7. "Eh, who needs a liver, anyway?"

6. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

5. The consumption of alcohol may cause a spike in the birth rate.

4. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically speak with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

3.

2.

1.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels.

10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive.

8. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

7. "Eh, who needs a liver, anyway?"

6. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

5. The consumption of alcohol may cause a spike in the birth rate.

4. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically speak with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

3. CAUTION: Alcohol is a gateway drug. It may lead to harder drugs such as Nyquil, Drano, and starter fluid.

2.

1.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels.

10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive.

8. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

7. "Eh, who needs a liver, anyway?"

6. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

5. The consumption of alcohol may cause a spike in the birth rate.

4. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically speak with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

3. CAUTION: Alcohol is a gateway drug. It may lead to harder drugs such as Nyquil, Drano, and starter fluid.

2. The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a spaz. :happybanana:

1.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels.

10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive.

8. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

7. "Eh, who needs a liver, anyway?"

6. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

5. The consumption of alcohol may cause a spike in the birth rate.

4. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically speak with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

3. CAUTION: Alcohol is a gateway drug. It may lead to harder drugs such as Nyquil, Drano, and starter fluid.

2. The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a spaz.

1. CAUTION: Alcohol contains female hormones, when ingested, you can neither keep your mouth shut or drive a car. =:P

If the next person would like to begin a new topic, please do. :thumbsup:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels.

10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive.

8. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

7. "Eh, who needs a liver, anyway?"

6. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

5. The consumption of alcohol may cause a spike in the birth rate.

4. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically speak with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

3. CAUTION: Alcohol is a gateway drug. It may lead to harder drugs such as Nyquil, Drano, and starter fluid.

2. The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a spaz.

1. CAUTION: Alcohol contains female hormones, when ingested, you can neither keep your mouth shut or drive a car. =:P

If the next person would like to begin a new topic, please do. :thumbsup:

Why? Are you too drunk?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top Ten Teams To Make It Into The World Series This Year

10. Los Angeles Dodgers

9. Washington Nationals

8. A team of steroid dealers loitering outside the locker rooms

7. New York Yankees....NOT!!

6. Los Angeles Angels

5.

4.

3.

2.

1.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top Ten Teams To Make It Into The World Series This Year

10. Los Angeles Dodgers

9. Washington Nationals

8. A team of steroid dealers loitering outside the locker rooms

7. New York Yankees....NOT!!

6. Los Angeles Angels

5. Montreal Expos

4.

3.

2.

1.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top Ten Teams To Make It Into The World Series This Year

10. Los Angeles Dodgers

9. Washington Nationals

8. A team of steroid dealers loitering outside the locker rooms

7. New York Yankees....NOT!!

6. Los Angeles Angels

5. Montreal Expos

4. Manchester United

3. The Mighty Ducks

2. Atlanta Braves

1.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top Ten Teams To Make It Into The World Series This Year

10. Los Angeles Dodgers

9. Washington Nationals

8. A team of steroid dealers loitering outside the locker rooms

7. New York Yankees....NOT!!

6. Los Angeles Angels

5. Montreal Expos

4. Manchester United

3. The Mighty Ducks

2. Atlanta Braves

1. My fantasy league baseball team

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Name the Top Ten Things you like best about spring (if we ever have one)...

10- Baseball!

9- Elephants in the room.

8- Longer days and NBA Playoffs!

7- March Madness!

6- Cookouts!

5- Curbside service at the Ranchwagon

4- Nightime races at the drag strip

3-

2-

1-

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...