Rayzor Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Top 10 Ways the World Would End on 12/21/2012 10. Pissed off Romney supporters create a nuclear holocaust. 9. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 8. Obama's appeasement policy toward Iran gives them time to finish making a nuclear weapon that they drop on Israel. 7. Another country defeats Canada at an International hockey tournament and we get so pissed the entire nation starts a hockey fight vs. the world 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Top 10 Ways the World Would End on 12/21/2012 10. Pissed off Romney supporters create a nuclear holocaust. 9. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 8. Obama's appeasement policy toward Iran gives them time to finish making a nuclear weapon that they drop on Israel. 7. Another country defeats Canada at an International hockey tournament and we get so pissed the entire nation starts a hockey fight vs. the world 6. Canada takes over the world. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Top 10 Ways the World Would End on 12/21/2012 10. Pissed off Romney supporters create a nuclear holocaust. 9. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 8. Obama's appeasement policy toward Iran gives them time to finish making a nuclear weapon that they drop on Israel. 7. Another country defeats Canada at an International hockey tournament and we get so pissed the entire nation starts a hockey fight vs. the world 6. Canada takes over the world. 5. A very, very late diagnosis of a somewhat massive cancerous tumor is found deep in Mt. Etna. Doctors give days. Many killed in rush to houses of worship. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Top 10 Ways the World Would End on 12/21/2012 10. Pissed off Romney supporters create a nuclear holocaust. 9. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 8. Obama's appeasement policy toward Iran gives them time to finish making a nuclear weapon that they drop on Israel. 7. Another country defeats Canada at an International hockey tournament and we get so pissed the entire nation starts a hockey fight vs. the world 6. Canada takes over the world. 5. A very, very late diagnosis of a somewhat massive cancerous tumor is found deep in Mt. Etna. Doctors give days. Many killed in rush to houses of worship. 4. New Kids On The Block announce reunion. Millions suffer strokes. Millions suffer heart attacks and millions more commit suicide. What's left are trampled in the rush to houses of worship. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Top 10 Ways the World Would End on 12/21/2012 10. Pissed off Romney supporters create a nuclear holocaust. 9. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 8. Obama's appeasement policy toward Iran gives them time to finish making a nuclear weapon that they drop on Israel. 7. Another country defeats Canada at an International hockey tournament and we get so pissed the entire nation starts a hockey fight vs. the world 6. Canada takes over the world. 5. A very, very late diagnosis of a somewhat massive cancerous tumor is found deep in Mt. Etna. Doctors give days. Many killed in rush to houses of worship. 4. New Kids On The Block announce reunion. Millions suffer strokes. Millions suffer heart attacks and millions more commit suicide. What's left are trampled in the rush to houses of worship. 3. Kevin consumes a gallon of cabbage soup, then demonstrates the "correct way" to light a fart. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Top 10 Ways the World Would End on 12/21/2012 9. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 3. Kevin consumes a gallon of cabbage soup, then demonstrates the "correct way" to light a fart. Three would add significant credibility to nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Top 10 Ways the World Would End on 12/21/2012 10. Pissed off Romney supporters create a nuclear holocaust. 9. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 8. Obama's appeasement policy toward Iran gives them time to finish making a nuclear weapon that they drop on Israel. 7. Another country defeats Canada at an International hockey tournament and we get so pissed the entire nation starts a hockey fight vs. the world 6. Canada takes over the world. 5. A very, very late diagnosis of a somewhat massive cancerous tumor is found deep in Mt. Etna. Doctors give days. Many killed in rush to houses of worship. 4. New Kids On The Block announce reunion. Millions suffer strokes. Millions suffer heart attacks and millions more commit suicide. What's left are trampled in the rush to houses of worship. 3. Kevin consumes a gallon of cabbage soup, then demonstrates the "correct way" to light a fart. 2. Songfacts moderators get to run the show for a day. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Top 10 Ways the World Would End on 12/21/2012 10. Pissed off Romney supporters create a nuclear holocaust. 9. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 8. Obama's appeasement policy toward Iran gives them time to finish making a nuclear weapon that they drop on Israel. 7. Another country defeats Canada at an International hockey tournament and we get so pissed the entire nation starts a hockey fight vs. the world 6. Canada takes over the world. 5. A very, very late diagnosis of a somewhat massive cancerous tumor is found deep in Mt. Etna. Doctors give days. Many killed in rush to houses of worship. 4. New Kids On The Block announce reunion. Millions suffer strokes. Millions suffer heart attacks and millions more commit suicide. What's left are trampled in the rush to houses of worship. 3. Kevin consumes a gallon of cabbage soup, then demonstrates the "correct way" to light a fart. 2. Songfacts moderators get to run the show for a day. 1. Aliens from another galaxy put the Earth in a huge bong and smoke it till it's ash. ================================================= Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. DMX 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. DMX 8. The person that invented Political Theater. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. DMX 8. The person that invented Political Theater. 7. Those people who post advertisement links on the Songfacts boards 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. DMX 8. The person that invented Political Theater. 7. Those people who post advertisement links on the Songfacts boars 6. Spam-bot creators 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. DMX 8. The person that invented Political Theater. 7. Those people who post advertisement links on the Songfacts boars 6. Spam-bot creators 5. Phil Collins 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. DMX 8. The person that invented Political Theater. 7. Those people who post advertisement links on the Songfacts boars 6. Spam-bot creators 5. Phil Collins 4. "Politically Correct" people 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. DMX 8. The person that invented Political Theater. 7. Those people who post advertisement links on the Songfacts boars 6. Spam-bot creators 5. Phil Collins 4. "Politically Correct" people 3. That chick that gave me the crabs! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. DMX 8. The person that invented Political Theater. 7. Those people who post advertisement links on the Songfacts boards 6. Spam-bot creators 5. Phil Collins 4. "Politically Correct" people 3. That chick that gave me the crabs! 2. Casey Anthony 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Top Ten People Who Should Go To Jail For Life 10. Lindsay Lohan 9. DMX 8. The person that invented Political Theater. 7. Those people who post advertisement links on the Songfacts boards 6. Spam-bot creators 5. Phil Collins 4. "Politically Correct" people 3. That chick that gave me the crabs! 2. Casey Anthony 1. Any rotten b*stard that has ever stolen the charity change jar off the counter at a convenience store. ================================================= Top Ten Reasons You Wouldn't Want A Rock Drummer At Your Christmas Party 10. He'd drink all the eggnog. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Top Ten Reasons You Wouldn't Want A Rock Drummer At Your Christmas Party 10. He'd drink all the eggnog. 9. He might try to sing 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Top Ten Reasons You Wouldn't Want A Rock Drummer At Your Christmas Party 10. He'd drink all the eggnog. 9. He might try to sing 8. He'd try to f**k your daughter....and probably your son. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Being a rock drummer, I would like to say that we can sing and we only bang daughters. It's the lead guitarists who keep molesting our dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Top Ten Reasons You Wouldn't Want A Rock Drummer At Your Christmas Party 10. He'd drink all the eggnog. 9. He might try to sing 8. He'd try to f**k your daughter....and probably your son. 7. You're out of step when the conga line gets going. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Top Ten Reasons You Wouldn't Want A Rock Drummer At Your Christmas Party 10. He'd drink all the eggnog. 9. He might try to sing 8. He'd try to f**k your daughter....and probably your son. 7. You're out of step when the conga line gets going. 6. He'll start using the empty keg as a snare drum 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Top Ten Reasons You Wouldn't Want A Rock Drummer At Your Christmas Party 10. He'd drink all the eggnog. 9. He might try to sing 8. He'd try to f**k your daughter....and probably your son. 7. You're out of step when the conga line gets going. 6. He'll start using the empty keg as a snare drum 5. He'll do lines of coke off my dog's head. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Top Ten Reasons You Wouldn't Want A Rock Drummer At Your Christmas Party 10. He'd drink all the eggnog. 9. He might try to sing 8. He'd try to f**k your daughter....and probably your son. 7. You're out of step when the conga line gets going. 6. He'll start using the empty keg as a snare drum 5. He'll do lines of coke off my dog's head. 4. He'd bring his own reindeer, and then make you clean up after them. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Top Ten Reasons You Wouldn't Want A Rock Drummer At Your Christmas Party 10. He'd drink all the eggnog. 9. He might try to sing 8. He'd try to f**k your daughter....and probably your son. 7. You're out of step when the conga line gets going. 6. He'll start using the empty keg as a snare drum 5. He'll do lines of coke off my dog's head. 4. He'd bring his own reindeer, and then make you clean up after them. 3. After getting drunk (or maybe even before), he'd take all your pots out of your cupboard and bang on them with your wooden spoons to show off his skills. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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