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Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election

10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy.

9. One of the candidates will win.

8. Palin wins as a write-in.

7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again

6. Romney trips and smashes his face on a rock, leaving Obama as "the most Presidential-looking".

5. Two words: hanging chads. (again)

4. Some democrats get to vote twice.

3. Romney wins! And his first order of business is to declare the farmlands of the Mid-west as Canadian soil and the trailer parks in the south as Mexican. Just so the US looks "wealthier".

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Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election

10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy.

9. One of the candidates will win.

8. Palin wins as a write-in.

7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again

6. Romney trips and smashes his face on a rock, leaving Obama as "the most Presidential-looking".

5. Two words: hanging chads. (again)

4. Some democrats get to vote twice.

3. Romney wins! And his first order of business is to declare the farmlands of the Mid-west as Canadian soil and the trailer parks in the south as Mexican. Just so the US looks "wealthier".

2. Illegal immigrants get to vote if they register as democrats.

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Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election

10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy.

9. One of the candidates will win.

8. Palin wins as a write-in.

7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again

6. Romney trips and smashes his face on a rock, leaving Obama as "the most Presidential-looking".

5. Two words: hanging chads. (again)

4. Some democrats get to vote twice.

3. Romney wins! And his first order of business is to declare the farmlands of the Mid-west as Canadian soil and the trailer parks in the south as Mexican. Just so the US looks "wealthier".

2. Illegal immigrants get to vote if they register as democrats.

1. Women are turned away at the polling stations. :evil:

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Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List

10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy.

9. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS.

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Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List

10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy.

9. That #8 will actually happen.

8. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS.

7. Illegal immigrants.

6. The losing candidate starring in a porn video

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Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List

10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy.

9. That #8 will actually happen.

8. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS.

7. Illegal immigrants.

6. The losing candidate starring in a porn video

5. That the president spends time reading SF TT lists! :headphones:

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Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List

10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy.

9. That #8 will actually happen.

8. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS.

7. Illegal immigrants.

6. The losing candidate starring in a porn video

5. That the president spends time reading SF TT lists!

4. That "MiamiSammy" may be Mitt Romney's alias :o

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Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List

10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy.

9. That #8 will actually happen.

8. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS.

7. Illegal immigrants.

6. The losing candidate starring in a porn video

5. That the president spends time reading SF TT lists!

4. That "MiamiSammy" may be Mitt Romney's alias

3. The Dark Ages.

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Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List

10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy.

9. That #8 will actually happen.

8. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS.

7. Illegal immigrants.

6. The losing candidate starring in a porn video

5. That the president spends time reading SF TT lists!

4. That "MiamiSammy" may be Mitt Romney's alias

3. The Dark Ages.

2. Obama-Care!

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Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List

10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy.

9. That #8 will actually happen.

8. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS.

7. Illegal immigrants.

6. The losing candidate starring in a porn video

5. That the president spends time reading SF TT lists!

4. That "MiamiSammy" may be Mitt Romney's alias

3. The Dark Ages.

2. Obama-Care!

1. That "bipartisanism" means Harry Reid going to dinner with Joe Leiberman.

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Top Ten Thumbsdown Inventions That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

10. The split-front toilet seat (whoa .. shiver)

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Top Ten Thumbsdown Inventions That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

10. The split-front toilet seat (whoa .. shiver)

9. Disco music

8. The chastity belt

7. Glow-in-the-dark radium wristwatch hands

6. Lawn Darts

5. Baseball :jester:

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Top Ten Thumbsdown Inventions That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

10. The split-front toilet seat (whoa .. shiver)

9. Disco music

8. The chastity belt

7. Glow-in-the-dark radium wristwatch hands

6. Lawn Darts

5. Baseball

4. 8 Track Tapes

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Top Ten Thumbsdown Inventions That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

10. The split-front toilet seat (whoa .. shiver)

9. Disco music

8. The chastity belt

7. Glow-in-the-dark radium wristwatch hands

6. Lawn Darts

5. Baseball

4. 8 Track Tapes

3. Thalidomide

2. Cigarettes

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Top Ten Thumbsdown Inventions That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

10. The split-front toilet seat (whoa .. shiver)

9. Disco music

8. The chastity belt

7. Glow-in-the-dark radium wristwatch hands

6. Lawn Darts

5. Baseball

4. 8 Track Tapes

3. Thalidomide

2. Cigarettes

1. The atom bomb

Top 10 things to do during a power outage

10. Read scary stories by the fireplace

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Top 10 things to do during a power outage

10. Read scary stories by the fireplace

9. Loot your favorite Ma & Pa store for free appliances (to be used when the power is back on)

8. Pretend to be one of The Blind Boys Of Alabama

7. Have Sex :googly:

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