The silly Google Search thing

[Farin]

Macaroni and Cheese in a Cooking Show?

does she use a Microwave oven too?

[Jenny]

Jenny needs a road bike

Jenny looks like she's in a psych ward (does this straight jacket make me look fat?)

Jenny likes the mirror

Jenny says goodbye, who says hello

Jenny wants Jimmy's babies

Jenny does a traffic report rap

Jenny hates challengers

Jenny goes to sea (I think it's a book)

Jenny loves yoga

[miamisammy29]

1 Sammy needs to stay away from the camera.

(Boy, isn't that the truth!)

2 Sammy looks like a retarded Cabbage Patch Kid.

(Refer back to #1.)

3 Sammy likes to sleep at odd places.

(True once again. When I was a kid, I was slightly anemic and once fell asleep in the yard while trying to catch birds with a paper bag.)

4 Sammy says he's sorry.

(Sammy NEVER says he's sorry! That's up to the woman.)

5 Sammy wants to go to Boston.

(True again. Boston is Sammy's favorite city in the whole world.)

6 Sammy does it better.

(There is no statement more true than this one!)

7 Sammy hates everyone really, but especially people in groups.

(Sammy hates only the New York Yankees....and the Jets, too, I guess. But that's it.)

8 Sammy goes around the world.

(Coincidentally, this is what Sammy is famous for. Just ask his chicks.)

9 Sammy loves his soft-serve.

(I assume they mean ice cream. Dammit, they'd better mean ice cream, because Sammy is not amused!)

[Uncle Joe]