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1. Mas Que Nada - Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66 2. Nobody But Me - The Human Beinz 3. Upsettin' Me - Buddy Blue 4. A Good Feelin' To Know - Poco 5. Wait - J. Geils Band 6. Sky King - Danny Gatton 7. Love Has No Pride - Bonnie Raitt 8. Don't Do It - The Band 9. That's The Way of the World - Earth, Wind, and Fire 10. Dang Me - Roger Miller

You might want to be in a money market fund for your retirement plan before the first of the year as investors will take gains at a lower rate before Obama let's the tax cuts expire starting January 1st, driving the market DOWN.

Top Ten Bad Advertising Slogans 10. Dr. Payne wants to be your dentist. 9. On the side of a Little Debbie delivery truck - "Little Debbie's got a treat for you" 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Well, looks like when Obamacare kicks in, my employer will likely knock me down to 30 hours a week and I'll have to start looking for a 2nd job to make ends meet.

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Top Ten Unmistakable Opening Riffs 10. Day Tripper - Beatles 9. Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns 'N' Roses 8. Thunderstruck - AC/DC 7. 25 or 6 to 4--Chicago 6. Cinnamon Girl ~ Mr. Neil Young 5. Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry 4. 3. 2. 1.

3. Upsettin' Me - Buddy Blue (1999)

Top Ten Band Names That Were Passed On Before Settling On 'A Flock Of Seagulls' 10. A Bag of Poodles 9. A Flock Of Ostriches 8. A Gaggle of Geese 7. A Murder of Crows 6. A Pile of Bird Poop 5. A Squadron of Pelicans 4. 3. 2. 1.

1. Sky King - Danny Gatton (1987) 2. Wait - J. Geils Band (1970)

Top 10 Rolling Stones song titles that could have a restaurant food order named after it (describe what it would consist of) 10. Jumpin' Jack Flash (flash fried spicy beef with monterey jack cheese) 9. Gimme Shelter - Pigs in a Blanket (Vienna sausages baked in biscuit dough) 8. Little T & A (Mini Tacos and Anchovies) 7. Brown Sugar (rolled crepes filled with strawberries & brown sugar) 6. Not Fade Away (All you can eat pancakes... All Day Long!) 5. Country Honk (Southern Biscuits & Gravy) 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top 10 Rolling Stones song titles that could have a restaurant food order named after it (describe what it would consist of) 10. Jumpin' Jack Flash (flash fried spicy beef with monterey jack cheese) 9. Gimme Shelter - Pigs in a Blanket (Vienna sausages baked in biscuit dough) 8. Little T & A (Mini Tacos and Anchovies) 7. Brown Sugar (rolled crepes filled with strawberries & brown sugar) 6. Not Fade Away - All you can eat pancakes... All Day Long! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top 10 Rolling Stones song titles that could have a restaurant food order named after it (describe what it would consist of) 10. Jumpin' Jack Flash (flash fried spicy beef with monterey jack cheese) 9. Gimme Shelter - Pigs in a Blanket (Vienna sausages baked in biscuit dough) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten TV Shows That Should Never Have Made It To Air 10. 30 Something 9. Clutch Cargo 8. Dancing With The Stars 7. Blossom 6. Jersey Shore 5. Tyler Perry's House of Payne 4. The Chris Matthews Show 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten TV Shows That Should Never Have Made It To Air 10. 30 Something 9. Clutch Cargo 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List 10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy. 9. That #8 will actually happen. 8. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS. 7. Illegal immigrants. 6. The losing candidate starring in a porn video 5. That the president spends time reading SF TT lists! 4. That "MiamiSammy" may be Mitt Romney's alias 3. The Dark Ages. 2. 1.

Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. One of the candidates will win. 8. Palin wins as a write-in. 7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again 6. Romney trips and smashes his face on a rock, leaving Obama as "the most Presidential-looking". 5. Two words: hanging chads. (again) 4. Some democrats get to vote twice. 3. Romney wins! And his first order of business is to declare the farmlands of the Mid-west as Canadian soil and the trailer parks in the south as Mexican. Just so the US looks "wealthier". 2. Illegal immigrants get to vote if they register as democrats. 1.

Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. One of the candidates will win. 8. Palin wins as a write-in. 7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again 6. Romney trips and smashes his face on a rock, leaving Obama as "the most Presidential-looking". 5. Two words: hanging chads. (again) 4. Some democrats get to vote twice. 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. Wow, sorry, most girls I see on the net are into that! 6. Whoops, early again! 5. Won't you consider lunch instead of, just coffee? 4. I'm sure that stain will come out! 3. Sorry, I should have paid the extra buck for the Trojan brand. 2. I'm sorry, but it's been 4 hours and I really need to call my doctor. 1. I'll call you in a couple of days.

It wasn't so difficult as planning the logistics for "the photo shoot".

Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. Wow, sorry, most girls I see on the net are into that! 6. Whoops, early again! 5. Won't you consider lunch instead of, just coffee? 4. 3. 2. 1.

Thanks Levis! :sing1: Yes Shawna, after 35 years of a full beard, Lucky talked me into a positive change. I'm trying to replicate a wide Zappa soul patch. (Thank You Frank) Handlebar on top, for an overall Civil War era or a Colonial Sanders influence. It's fun experiencing a whole new look.

Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Happy Birthday Marc! Have a Great Day!

Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.