Tenacious_Peaches

Woot! Happy belated birthday, sweet mama! I baked you a rainbow cake to match your beautiful lips.

The last official New Year's resolution I had was to say "f**k" as much as possible. It was the only resolution I kept through the whole year.

Look at the sweet little sugar foot!

F*ck You - Cee Lo Green Why Would You Stay - Kem

Oh no. I absolutely loved her music. How sad.

Welcome to the asylum, Pam. Love - Chuck Brown, Jill Scott & Marcus Miller (2010) Inside Out - Eve 6 (1998)

I know that we are at completely different ends of the scholastic spectrum but my advice would be to not stress out too much about your grades. I'm certainly not telling you to throw up the deuces, get Timmed every night and ignore your classes. However, you really should enjoy your experience and know that when you make it through, you will have a degree from a very prestigious university. They don't print your GPA on your diploma, you know.

RIP, Ass Dan.

Informer by Snow

1] Odelay - Beck (1996) 2] Chronic, The - Dr. Dre (1992) 3] Core - Stone Temple Pilots (1992) 4] No Fences - Garth Brooks (1990) 5] Shake Your Money Maker - The Black Crowes (1990) 6] Throwing Copper - Live (1994) 7] Jagged Little Pill - Alanis Morissette (1995) 8] Blood Sugar Sex Magik - The Red Hot Chili Peppers (1991) 9] Cracked Rear View - Hootie & the Blowfish (1994) 10] Dookie - Green Day (1994)

Joyeux anniversaire, ma petite chou! I combined your gifts, so here is a new Mac and a delicious birthday cake all in one. And of course it wouldn't be a birthday around here without the brownies...

Awesome. The Aphex Twin one freaks me the freak out.

1] Something He Can Feel - Aretha Franklin (1976) 2] Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach - Gorillaz (feat Snoop Dogg & the Hynoptic Brass Ensemble) 3] What Have I Done To Deserve This - Pet Shop Boys with Dusty Springfield (1987) 4] I've Done Everything For You - Rick Springfield (1981) 5] Money (That’s What I Want ) - Barrett Strong (1960) 6] Now I'm Here - Queen (1974) 7] Coast, The - Court Yard Hounds (2010) 8] Half Crazy - Jukebox The Ghost (2010) 9] Hide It Away - Retribution Gospel Choir (2010) 10] Baby Hold On - Eddie Money (1977)

I liked it on GP but I can't believed they missed out on a "Sweep the leg!" reference.

Something He Can Feel - Aretha Franklin (1976) Welcome to the World of Plastic Beach - Gorillaz ft Snoop Dogg (2010)

Sorry I missed your birthday. I was fortunate to come across this picture of the party. Looks like you had a blast.

Sorry I missed your birthday, sugar. I'm so late making your cake that I have video of you breaking into someone's house to eat theirs. Hope it was a good one!

Wal-mart announced that sometime in 2011 it will begin offering customers a new discount item...Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price in the $2 to $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but"There is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, Professor of Marketing at the University of Arkansas, Bentonville. "However, branding will be very important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar 2. Grape Expectations 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

Thanks everyone. I did it! I somehow managed to get through the ceremony without barfing or tripping across the stage. *whew*

Thank you, my sweet sister. I took my final final this morning. If I somehow managed to pass the damn thing, then I will have completed my edumacations. Them are some freaky deaky Muppets, Alice included.