steel magnolia

I am currently watching the Orange Bowl and just got through listening to the most horrifying singing I have ever heard. Ciara performed at halftime and all I can say is why? Why do they insist on torturing us with these performers who can't sing worth a damn. Is anyone out there listening? We just want a good ole rock and roll band with a kick ass guitar solo in the middle. Not some teeny bopper who looks good in a tube top and can do the 1,2 step.

I know. Poor Sammy. We miss ya baby.

I just like rubbing it in.

Bad Girls - Donna Summer (US) I Don't Like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats (UK)

Shut up Peaches. I told you not to say anything about the pillowcases. Every now and then I'll put my shorts on and put my Rebel flag bandana around my head and start whistling Dixie. It's a real turn on for my husband.

I am definitely not a fan of the show, but my husband owns most of the DVDs and has Dukes memorabilia decorating his office so I know that Hazzard County is located in Georgia.

Mark, Mya is beautiful. I know you're proud. Peaches, you know what I think about your little pumpkin. Das, your daughter is beautiful as well.

steel magnolia

Peaches is my dog When she laughs She snorts like a hog I love her like a sister And I really admire her Because she can hold her liquor.

Does that mean you're a sh*thead?

Flunky Girdlesniffer

10/10 for pizza and stromboli. 0/10 for making Sammy wait. Taco salad.

It's true. I checked the Lost website and the new episode won't air until January. The next 4 episodes will be reruns.

On E! News last night they said that Lost won't be on for another 6 weeks.

Thanks Joe!

"Houston we have a problem."

It's beautiful alright. It sounds like two cats going at it.