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nine inch nails

Simon Says-1910 Fruitgum Co.

Top ten quotes from a smarta** dog. 10. Fetch the stick? Yo mama fetch the stick. 9. And here's a brown mound of love for your front yard. 8. Just about anything that Brian from Family Guy would say. 7. I thought it was DiMaggio! 6. Yeah buddy ... you eat those crunchy nuggets. I'll have the cheeseburger and fries. 5. Whatcha staring at, Jack? Ain't ya ever seen how dogs make babies before? 4. OK, so if your wife put you in the doghouse, can I sleep with her in your bed tonight? 3. 2. 1.

Kiss and Say Goodbye-Manhattans I'm gonna make you an offer...

eight miles high

Michael Damien Billy Joel Madonna Don McLean John Mellencamp

Sexy + 17-Stray Cats I coulda been a...

Marty Feldman eyes

What a sad week. Losing both Paul Davis and Al "Show and Tell" Wilson in consecutive days. FONTANA, California (AP) -- Al Wilson, the soul singer and songwriter who had a number of 1970s hits including "Show and Tell," has died. He was 68. Al Wilson had a number of hits, most notably "Show and Tell." Wilson died Monday of kidney failure at Kaiser Permanente Medical Center in Fontana, according to his son, Tony Wilson of Yucaipa. "He was always singing," his son said. "He would call me in the middle of the night with a new song that he had written." Wilson was born on June 19, 1939, in Meridian, Mississippi. He sang in the church choir as a boy and had his own spiritual singing quartet. His family moved to San Bernardino in 1958 and he found work as a mail carrier, office clerk and janitor. He toured for four years with the group Johnny "Legs" Harris and the Statesmen before joining the Navy. Following a two-year stint, he moved to Los Angeles and played with the Jewels and their successor group, the Rollers. A drummer, he also worked with the instrumental group the Souls. In 1966, he was spotted by manager Marc Gordon, who introduced him to singer Johnny Rivers, who signed him to his Soul City label. Wilson's first single, "The Snake" in 1968, was a hit and was followed by "Do What You Gotta Do." "Show and Tell" was released in 1973 and the next year was No. 1 on the Billboard Top 100 chart. Wilson charted with several other 1970s singles, including "La La Peace Song," "I've Got a Feeling (We'll Be Seeing Each Other Again)" and "Count the Days." In later years he continued to tour clubs in Los Angeles and elsewhere. In addition to his son, Wilson is survived by his wife, Patricia; daughters Alene Harris and Sharon Burley; a brother, Eddie Wilson; sisters Lottie Ross, Ruby Conyers and Maebell Cole, and 13 grandchildren. I plan to nominate Show and Tell this week. If you are going to nominate a Paul Davis song, let us know, so we don't set up a split vote. Personally, I prefer "I Go Crazy", his signature song. "'65 Love Affair" and "Cool Night" are also possibilities.

sing a song

False. Weekdays are also for sleeping in if you don't have somewhere to go. You've already selected your next week's nominees for the Songfactors Top 10.

Pac-Man Fever Buckner and Garcia I got a pocket full of quarters And I'm headed to the arcade I don't have a lot of money But I'm bringing everything I made I got a callous on my finger And my shoulder's hurting too I'm gonna eat 'em all up Just as soon as they turn blue 'Cause I got Pac-Man fever (Pac-Man fever) It's driving me crazy (Driving me crazy) I got Pac-Man Fever (Pac-Man Fever) I'm going out of my mind (Going out of my mind) I got Pac-Man fever (Pac-Man fever) I'm going out of my mind (Going out of my mind) I got all the patterns down Up until the ninth key I got Speedy on my tail And I know it's either him or me So I'm heading out the back Going in the other side Gonna eat the cherries up And take 'em all for a ride I got Pac-Man fever (Pac-Man fever) It's driving me crazy (Driving me crazy) I got Pac-Man fever (Pac-Man fever) I'm going out of my mind (Going out of my mind) I got Pac-Man fever (Pac-Man fever) I'm going out of my mind (Going out of my mind) I'm gonna bank to the left Then move to the right (To the right) 'Cause Pokey's too slow And Blinky's outta sight ---- Instrumental Interlude ---- Now I've got them on the run And I'm looking for the high score So it's once around the block And I slide back out the side door I'm really cooking now Eating everything in sight All my money's gone So I'll be back tomorrow night 'Cause I got Pac-Man fever (Pac-Man fever) It's driving me crazy (Driving me crazy) I got Pac-Man Fever (Pac-Man Fever) I'm going out of my mind (Going out of my mind) I got Pac-Man fever (Pac-Man fever) Driving me, driving me Driving me crazy Pac-Man fever (Pac-Man fever) I'm going out of my mind (Going out of my mind) Pac-Man fever (Pac-Man fever) It's driving me crazy (Driving me crazy) I say Pac-Man Fever (Pac-Man Fever) I'm going out of my mind (Going out of my mind) You're sitting at a gas station cursing at the skyrocketing prices

They should not buy 18-hour bras by Playtex

Dire Straits (hey, finally, one I could get ) Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Enjoy yourself! Avoid the Wedding Bell Blues! And don't pay the ferryman (until he gets you to the other side)!

Top Ten Things A Cat Might Say 10. Eat up there, buddy; I just took a sh*t in those Corn Flakes. 9. Meow. 8. "Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world..." 7. "Did someone just call my name? Uh huh. I'll be on my way now." 6. Cats rule and dogs drool! 5. cv gvkdflldeoeweder (my cat typed that) 4. You did tee a puttytat. (Burp!) 3. 2. 1.

Listen to What the Man Said-Paul McCartney & Wings Well, frankly, my dear, I don't...

take a bow

Leaving on a Jet Plane-Peter Paul & Mary There's no place like . . .

I'm game

all night long

You're all babies: Born: Sugar Shack-Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs 18:Endless Love-Diana Ross & Lionel Richie

Eat It- Weird Al Yankovic How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off you're plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it... eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken Have some more pie It doesn't matter If it's boiled or fried Just eat it, just eat it Just eat it, just eat it... Woo! Your table manners are a crying shame You're playing with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now, if you starve to death You'll just have yourself to blame So eat it. Just eat it. You better listen, better do as you're told You haven't even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold So eat it. I don't care if you're full Just eat it... eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt Have some more Spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it! Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! If it's too cold, reheat it Have a big dinner. Have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it! Have some more chicken. Have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it! :happybanana: You're in a blackout

like a virgin

in the closet