Three Word Story II

[Uncle Joe]

and don't ever

[RonJonSurfer]

play with fire

[miamisammy29]

because fire's the

[Uncle Joe]

cause of burned

[chutzpah]

out hippies who

[Uncle Joe]

worship the devil

[miamisammy29]

rays' pitching staff,

[RonJonSurfer]

whilst smoking exotic

[chutzpah]

infested herbs for

[miamisammy29]

hundreds per gram.

[RonJonSurfer]

When we visualized

[Uncle Joe]

Sammy wearing a

[chutzpah]

tutu and lampshade

[RonJonSurfer]

it reminded us

[miamisammy29]

that not everyone

[RonJonSurfer]

has the balls

[chutzpah]

to blame ballet

[Uncle Joe]

for their fetishes

[miamisammy29]

for leotards and

[RonJonSurfer]

and tigers and

[_Laurie_]

strawberry whipped cream

[Uncle Joe]

all over their

[RonJonSurfer]

warm bread pudding

[Uncle Joe]

and the smalls

[miamisammy29]

of their......OOHHHHH, YEEEEESSSSS!!