Rhyme It! II

[Zepfan]

which could be smelled over at the canteen

[chutzpah]

with a bartender who resembled, Charlie Sheen 

Edited December 8, 2015 by chutzpah
voices

[Otokichi]

Who's personal air betrayed his devotion to the bean

[Zepfan]

and it all created such a scene

[chutzpah]

with a bouncer, who was a marine

[Zepfan]

and his name was Irene

[chutzpah]

who drank too much caffeine 

[Crazy Don]

and reading some old magazine

[Otokichi]

while contemplating Benzene

[chutzpah]

making noises, like a washing machine

[Zepfan]

and shaking like a Mexican jumping bean

[chutzpah]

while fantasizing about Mr. Clean 

[Zepfan]

and his head with that sheen

[chutzpah]

with disturbing thoughts of vaseline 

[Zepfan]

while visiting Abilene

[chutzpah]

it was really unforeseen 

[Zepfan]

even by the May Queen

[chutzpah]

it also surprised Speedy Keen 

[Crazy Don]

and even Paula Deen

[Zepfan]

and this rhyme is beginning to careen

[Otokichi]

into Biff's manure-dusted machine

[Zepfan]

and out it comes, in better shape, I hope

[chutzpah]

yeah, it's a beauty, a kaleidoscope 

[Otokichi]

worthy of The Pope

[chutzpah]

who's always saying nope