Rhyme It! II

[chutzpah]

forced to eat the brains of Pat Boone

[Zepfan]

then became a bit of a loon

[chutzpah]

forgot the fork, had to use a spoon

[Rayzor]

ate it far too soon

[CanAm]

and began crying like a worthless poltroon

[chutzpah]

till his head blew up, just like a balloon

[Rayzor]

from a punch by a hockey goon

[chutzpah]

and body slammed by Gorilla Monsoon

[Rayzor]

repeatedly everyday at noon

(I'm surprised Chutz knows about wrasslin'. Next he'll say he knows monster trucks, Nascar & football)

Edited April 12, 2015 by Guest
I have alot to say

[chutzpah]

until he was rescued, by an albino baboon

(Huh? What are you trying to say?)

Edited April 12, 2015 by Guest
blisters

[CanAm]

who was so well hung he made Boy George swoon

[Rayzor]

(Huh? What are you trying to say?)

(*cough* redneck *cough*)

and made him bark at the moon

[Crazy Don]

sometime in the month of June

[Zepfan]

while looking for Rory Calhoun

[chutzpah]

or an old Saturday morning cartoon

[CanAm]

while playing his bassoon

[Zepfan]

while dressed like a dragoon

[chutzpah]

at the local transvestite saloon

[Rayzor]

(and now saloons... surprise, surprise )

where everyone looks like guys from "Dune"

[chutzpah]

they take all kinds of payments, except for the loon

Edited April 14, 2015 by Guest

[Zepfan]

but we're not changing the tune

[chutzpah]

or singing like Shannon Hoon

[CanAm]

while eating a prune

[chutzpah]

maybe it's time to change this thing

[Rayzor]

not having my drummer is annoying