Rhyme It! II

[chutzpah]

bumping and grinding like Gypsy Rose Lee

[Zepfan]

for all to see and it's free

[chutzpah]

until he slips and hurts his knee

[Zepfan]

before he can go on a shopping spree

[chutzpah]

he decides to share a soliloquy

[Zepfan]

which sounded more like a sad melody

[chutzpah]

a rambling mumbled elegy

[Zepfan]

that could be his manifest destiny

[chutzpah]

this rhyme is getting funky

[Rayzor]

or we just need a lobotamy

[Zepfan]

let's just go and sit in a quiet room

[chutzpah]

and fantasize about Heidi Klum

[Zepfan]

who could, quite possibly, ride a broom

[chutzpah]

or dress herself up, in a skimpy costume

[Zepfan]

as a character in Doom

[chutzpah]

making her easier to consume

[Zepfan]

all things around her including her groom

[chutzpah]

whom I guess we can all assume

[Zepfan]

was kept in a tomb

[Crazy Don]

when he met his doom

[Zepfan]

within the dark womb

[chutzpah]

only adding to the gloom

[Zepfan]

only to be broken by Spring's first bloom

[chutzpah]

and a magic spell, caused by a blood moon

[Zepfan]

will fall upon all those who listen to that tune