Rhyme It! II

[Crazy Don]

somewhere near Bangor, Maine

[Otokichi]

Using the old black rum to ease his pain...

[Zepfan]

along with a bit of Mary Jane . . .

[chutzpah]

and a snort of cocaine

[Zepfan]

Oh good, I thought it was propane

[chutzpah]

that would be insane

[Zepfan]

like living in the fast lane

[chutzpah]

with nothing to gain

[Otokichi]

but another shot of Wayne

[chutzpah]

mixed in with methane

[Zepfan]

what a drain

[chutzpah]

it's really hard to explain

[Zepfan]

maybe on a higher plane

[chutzpah]

going against the grain

[Zepfan]

it's all about to explode my brain 

[chutzpah]

and surely, that would leave a stain

[Otokichi]

all over the Sugar cane

[Zepfan]

someone free us from this rhyme chain

[Crazy Don]

before we all go insane

[Zepfan]

We're under the gun,

I guess I'll be the one,

There!  Is there a prize I won . . .

[chutzpah]

I don't know, go ask the nun

[Otokichi]

Sister Mary Elephant, if she knows a Kansas City pun

[chutzpah]

and don't make her mad or your soul will be done

[Zepfan]

and that certainly would be no fun

[chutzpah]

the last I heard, she weighed a ton