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Crosby Dismayed About Donating Sperm to Etheridge

He was disappointed that Melissa and her lover split up after he helped them conceive chldren.

Rocker David Crosby was disappointed when he learned Melissa Etheridge and her lesbian lover Julie Cypher were splitting up, because he donated sperm to help them conceive two children.

Crosby wanted to help his friends become parents and the couple's son Beckett was born in 1998, followed by daughter Bailey in 2000.

He famously posed with Etheridge, Cypher and their children for a Rolling Stone cover, where the world discovered Crosby's role in the conception.

To his dismay, Etheridge and Cypher decided to split up seven months later and now share custody of the two children.

Cypher is married to Matthew Hale while Etheridge is married to actress Tammy Lynn Michaels, who recently gave birth to twins using an anonymous sperm donor.

He tells People magazine, "Would I be a sperm donor again? I don't know. It's such a personal thing.

"It's discouraging how this worked out, because one of the main reasons that (wife Jan and I) did it was because of the love between Julie and Melissa, who have obviously transferred that affection to new partners.

"But both women have brought the kids up here and been with me at different times.

"It's very kind of them both to let me spend time with the kids, because our official deal was that I signed papers relinquishing parental rights of any sort after I made my gift.

"They're great kids, they're very special people in my life."

Copyright World Entertainment News Network 2006

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I've Got Some Presents For Santa ~ Sarah Taylor

I've got some presents for Santa

And he's got a big one for me

Outside, it snows

I take off all my clothes

And wait for Santa underneath my tree

He squeezes into my hot chimney

Where it's oh so warm and tight

On the roof, I hear his reindeer

I'm so very glad he came here

It's only once a year but, what a night!

Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering

His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering

I offer Santa my...cookies

He loves to put them into his mouth

His long beard tickles

He gives me the giggles

He finishes his snack and then flies south

Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering

His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering

(Ooo...Santa...I love my present...what else is in that big bag of yours?)

Santa and I share a "ciggie"

Then I help him back into his red suit

I know he has to go

He just says, "Ho ho ho"

I can't help it; he's so cute

Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering

His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering

I've got some presents for Santa

And he's got a big one for me

Outside, it snows

I take off all my clothes

And wait for Santa...I take off all my clothes

I'm waiting for Santa underneath my tree

(Merry Christmas)

Now that is how you get your wish granted!!

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