invisible_r Posted November 15, 2005 Report Posted November 15, 2005 Ozzy Osbourne reveals bird flu fears The star's petrified he'll catch it (from www.nme.com) Ozzy Osbourne says he worries about catching bird flu. The singer says he will probably be the first person in the UK to catch the disease because he is so unlucky. Speaking on BBC Radio 2 he said: "I don't smoke, drink or take drugs anymore. "But knowing my luck, a bird will c**p on me and I'll get bird flu on the way home."
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 15, 2005 Report Posted November 15, 2005 If that crazy s.o.b. can snort ants up his nose and live to talk about it, I think the bird flu doesn't have a snowball's chance to affect him at all.
daslied Posted November 15, 2005 Report Posted November 15, 2005 I think it would be a fitting end. The Prince Of Darkness felled by bird flu.
RonJonSurfer Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 It's karma Bird Flu has a 25 year incubation period?
_jr_ Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 No, what goes around comes around. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if the bird that gets Ozzy is a relative of the bird Ozzy got back in 81. It's a known fact birds carry a grudge forever. Carrier pigeons, right?
invisible_r Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Posted November 16, 2005 i can't believe i didn't think of that before!
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