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Things you would do if you owned an expensive yacht

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Bang rich chicks
Challenger Deep Dive
Deep Sea Fishing
Eat caviar and sushi
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Hunt whales with the Japanese Cetacean "Researchers"
Invade and occupy the Spratly Islands for Exxon.
Jump the boat over Somali pirates trying to catch you for ransom
Keep trying to jump off into the water
Lie around on deck, ordering "Cuba Libres" while anchored off Havana harbor
Most likely crash the f***in' thing into a lighthouse
Nerd out with a "universal radio remote" like "Radical Edward" of "Cowboy Bebop"
Ocean Sailing
Pick up rich chicks
Quickly sail around the California coast line
Race the Coast Guard to rescue missions. (Then record it for YouTube.;)
Shoot refugees on overloaded boats for sport.
Throw Donald Trump the finger while I blow past him and his wimpy little yacht
Upload videos of you and your friends stealing, er, "rescuing" artifacts from R.M.S. Titanic
Visit Isla Nublar and hunt Pterodactyls
Water ski up the Thames river and blow a kiss to QE2.
Xerox my title in case the original gets wet
Yacht cleaning
Zig zag through "Chinese territorial waters" between the Spratly islands.

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Things you would do if you owned an expensive yacht

A
Bang rich chicks
Challenger Deep Dive
Deep Sea Fishing
Eat caviar and sushi
Fornicate with women
G
Hunt whales with the Japanese Cetacean "Researchers"
Invade and occupy the Spratly Islands for Exxon.
Jump the boat over Somali pirates trying to catch you for ransom
Keep trying to jump off into the water
Lie around on deck, ordering "Cuba Libres" while anchored off Havana harbor
Most likely crash the f***in' thing into a lighthouse
Nerd out with a "universal radio remote" like "Radical Edward" of "Cowboy Bebop"
Ocean Sailing
Pick up rich chicks
Quickly sail around the California coast line
Race the Coast Guard to rescue missions. (Then record it for YouTube.;)
Shoot refugees on overloaded boats for sport.
Throw Donald Trump the finger while I blow past him and his wimpy little yacht
Upload videos of you and your friends stealing, er, "rescuing" artifacts from R.M.S. Titanic
Visit Isla Nublar and hunt Pterodactyls
Water ski up the Thames river and blow a kiss to QE2.
Xerox my title in case the original gets wet
Yacht cleaning
Zig zag through "Chinese territorial waters" between the Spratly islands.

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Things you would do if you owned an expensive yacht

A
Bang rich chicks
Challenger Deep Dive
Deep Sea Fishing
Eat caviar and sushi
Fornicate with women
Gun Runner!
Hunt whales with the Japanese Cetacean "Researchers"
Invade and occupy the Spratly Islands for Exxon.
Jump the boat over Somali pirates trying to catch you for ransom
Keep trying to jump off into the water
Lie around on deck, ordering "Cuba Libres" while anchored off Havana harbor
Most likely crash the f***in' thing into a lighthouse
Nerd out with a "universal radio remote" like "Radical Edward" of "Cowboy Bebop"
Ocean Sailing
Pick up rich chicks
Quickly sail around the California coast line
Race the Coast Guard to rescue missions. (Then record it for YouTube.;)
Shoot refugees on overloaded boats for sport.
Throw Donald Trump the finger while I blow past him and his wimpy little yacht
Upload videos of you and your friends stealing, er, "rescuing" artifacts from R.M.S. Titanic
Visit Isla Nublar and hunt Pterodactyls
Water ski up the Thames river and blow a kiss to QE2.
Xerox my title in case the original gets wet
Yacht cleaning
Zig zag through "Chinese territorial waters" between the Spratly islands.

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Things you would do if you owned an expensive yacht

Allow nobody else aboard.
Bang rich chicks
Challenger Deep Dive
Deep Sea Fishing
Eat caviar and sushi
Fornicate with women
Gun Runner!
Hunt whales with the Japanese Cetacean "Researchers"
Invade and occupy the Spratly Islands for Exxon.
Jump the boat over Somali pirates trying to catch you for ransom
Keep trying to jump off into the water
Lie around on deck, ordering "Cuba Libres" while anchored off Havana harbor
Most likely crash the f***in' thing into a lighthouse
Nerd out with a "universal radio remote" like "Radical Edward" of "Cowboy Bebop"
Ocean Sailing
Pick up rich chicks
Quickly sail around the California coast line
Race the Coast Guard to rescue missions. (Then record it for YouTube.;)
Shoot refugees on overloaded boats for sport.
Throw Donald Trump the finger while I blow past him and his wimpy little yacht
Upload videos of you and your friends stealing, er, "rescuing" artifacts from R.M.S. Titanic
Visit Isla Nublar and hunt Pterodactyls
Water ski up the Thames river and blow a kiss to QE2.
Xerox my title in case the original gets wet
Yacht cleaning
Zig zag through "Chinese territorial waters" between the Spratly islands.

 

THINGS YOU'VE DONE SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU POSTED ON SONGFACTS

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Smoked a whole lotta weed...legally!
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THINGS YOU'VE DONE SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU POSTED ON SONGFACTS

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Premium Cable TV (No Turner Classic Movies or Animal Planet, otherwise.;)
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Smoked a whole lotta weed...legally!
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THINGS YOU'VE DONE SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU POSTED ON SONGFACTS

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Premium Cable TV (No Turner Classic Movies or Animal Planet, otherwise.;)
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Read a newspaper (if you can believe it)
Smoked a whole lotta weed...legally!
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V
W
X
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Z

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On 9/3/2021 at 9:56 AM, miamisammy29 said:

 

THINGS YOU'VE DONE SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU POSTED ON SONGFACTS

Article creation for various current rock bands
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Premium Cable TV (No Turner Classic Movies or Animal Planet, otherwise.;)
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Read a newspaper (if you can believe it)
Smoked a whole lotta weed...legally!
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V
W
X
Y
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On 9/28/2024 at 11:40 AM, MindCrime said:

THINGS YOU'VE DONE SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU POSTED ON SONGFACTS

Article creation for various current rock bands
Ballot in the mail. (Local and national elections ballot.)
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Premium Cable TV (No Turner Classic Movies or Animal Planet, otherwise.;)
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Read a newspaper (if you can believe it)
Smoked a whole lotta weed...legally!
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

 

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