miamisammy29 Posted October 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Top Ten Reasons the World Series is Gonna Suck This Year 10. No beer in the clubhouse. 9. Boring commentary. 8. It's baseball, afterall. 7. Roseanne Barr won't be singing the National Anthem. 6. St. Louis versus Texas?! It might as well be Bakersfield versus Sheboygan! 5. Having to watch Albert "It's All About Me" Pujols 4. Nobody outside the US or Canada cares 3. Everybody's too pumped up for the Summer Olympics next August. 2. Neither team has cheerleaders. 1. So I was wrong; it is a pretty good World Series after all. ================================================= Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
night2day Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's 7. Dangling from a meat hook and slowly trolled through the Amazon River. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's 7. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's 7. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert. 6. Lockerbie, Scotland 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's 7. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert. 6. Lockerbie, Scotland 5. Publicly burned at the stake. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 For the 3rd time this year, my post in this thread has been ignored and skipped over and by the same person. Coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Conspiracy theories... I'll call Geraldo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's 7. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert. 6. Lockerbie, Scotland 5. Publicly burned at the stake. 4. Al Capone's Vault 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
night2day Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 4. Al Capone's Vault sammy, you must be a stand-up comedian. Even if you aren't the more replies i read by you the more my stomach hurts from laughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Sammy's very funny...BUT..he only stands up for the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's 7. Dangling from a meat hook and slowly trolled through the Amazon River. 6. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert. 5. Lockerbie, Scotland 4. Publicly burned at the stake. 3. Al Capone's Vault 2. 1. correct alignment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
night2day Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Sammy's very funny...BUT..he only stands up for the ladies. Hopefully without the use of Viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Thanks, bluesboy. :rock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's 7. Dangling from a meat hook and slowly trolled through the Amazon River. 6. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert. 5. Lockerbie, Scotland 4. Publicly burned at the stake. 3. Al Capone's Vault 2. Planet Mercury 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi 10. Landfill 9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes 8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's 7. Dangling from a meat hook and slowly trolled through the Amazon River. 6. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert. 5. Lockerbie, Scotland 4. Publicly burned at the stake. 3. Al Capone's Vault 2. Planet Mercury 1. It's a three-way tie!....The Everglades, Bin Laden's backyard, or somewhere in Canada. ================================================ Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie. 8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie. 8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio. 7.Beats wearing clothes. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie. 8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio. 7. Beats wearing clothes. 6. Three words...Witness Protection Program. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie. 8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio. 7. Beats wearing clothes. 6. Three words...Witness Protection Program. 5. Two words...Sexual Predator. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie. 8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio. 7. Beats wearing clothes. 6. Three words...Witness Protection Program. 5. Two words...Sexual Predator. 4. Primo wardrobe rehearsal for an "Occupy ......" gig. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast-Debrid Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie. 8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio. 7. Beats wearing clothes. 6. Three words...Witness Protection Program. 5. Two words...Sexual Predator. 4. Primo wardrobe rehearsal for an "Occupy ......" gig. 3. You can fulfill your dream of being naked outside your home while trick-or-treating and say your costume is a birthday suit! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie. 8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio. 7. Beats wearing clothes. 6. Three words...Witness Protection Program. 5. Two words...Sexual Predator. 4. Primo wardrobe rehearsal for an "Occupy ......" gig. 3. You can fulfill your dream of being naked outside your home while trick-or-treating and say your costume is a birthday suit! 2. If you're lucky, the wife won't recognize you. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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