Uncle Joe Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 Top Ten Indications Of A New Year Hangover. 10. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still." 9. The miserable hangover experience is accompanied with a case of sore throat and bad cough due to being outside in the cold all night. 8. The only way to make yourself feel better is to crack open a beer. 7. It's January 4th and you're still trying to figure out where you were. 6. You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet. 5. Your barf looked like New Year's Rockin' Eve...but sounded better. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 Top Ten Indications Of A New Year Hangover. 10. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still." 9. The miserable hangover experience is accompanied with a case of sore throat and bad cough due to being outside in the cold all night. 8. The only way to make yourself feel better is to crack open a beer. 7. It's January 4th and you're still trying to figure out where you were. 6. You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet. 5. Your barf looked like New Year's Rockin' Eve...but sounded better. 4. You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 Top Ten Indications Of A New Year Hangover. 10. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still." 9. The miserable hangover experience is accompanied with a case of sore throat and bad cough due to being outside in the cold all night. 8. The only way to make yourself feel better is to crack open a beer. 7. It's January 4th and you're still trying to figure out where you were. 6. You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet. 5. Your barf looked like New Year's Rockin' Eve...but sounded better. 4. You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight. 3. It's January first. You were at a party last night. Hello? 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 Top Ten Indications Of A New Year Hangover. 10. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still." 9. The miserable hangover experience is accompanied with a case of sore throat and bad cough due to being outside in the cold all night. 8. The only way to make yourself feel better is to crack open a beer. 7. It's January 4th and you're still trying to figure out where you were. 6. You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet. 5. Your barf looked like New Year's Rockin' Eve...but sounded better. 4. You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight. 3. It's January first. You were at a party last night. Hello? 2. Your catch phrase is, "Never again." 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Top Ten Indications Of A New Year Hangover. 10. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still." 9. The miserable hangover experience is accompanied with a case of sore throat and bad cough due to being outside in the cold all night. 8. The only way to make yourself feel better is to crack open a beer. 7. It's January 4th and you're still trying to figure out where you were. 6. You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet. 5. Your barf looked like New Year's Rockin' Eve...but sounded better. 4. You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight. 3. It's January first. You were at a party last night. Hello? 2. Your catch phrase is, "Never again." 1. The Rose Parade travels right to left on your tv screen. Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. Trying to be 'Master Of My Domain' 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. Trying to be 'Master Of My Domain' 8. Not to smoke weed more than twice a day. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. Trying to be 'Master Of My Domain' 8. Not to smoke weed more than twice a day. 7. You promise the Mrs. you'll stop driving like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. Trying to be 'Master Of My Domain' 8. Not to smoke weed more than twice a day. 7. You promise the Mrs. you'll stop driving like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction. 6. Cut down on caffeine. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. Trying to be 'Master Of My Domain' 8. Not to smoke weed more than twice a day. 7. You promise the Mrs. you'll stop driving like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction. 6. Cut down on caffeine. 5. Adopt the ways of the Mayan. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. Trying to be 'Master Of My Domain' 8. Not to smoke weed more than twice a day. 7. You promise the Mrs. you'll stop driving like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction. 6. Cut down on caffeine. 5. Adopt the ways of the Mayan. 4. Get more sleep. :sleepy: 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. Trying to be 'Master Of My Domain' 8. Not to smoke weed more than twice a day. 7. You promise the Mrs. you'll stop driving like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction. 6. Cut down on caffeine. 5. Adopt the ways of the Mayan. 4. Get more sleep. 3. NOT to purchase a firearm 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. Trying to be 'Master Of My Domain' 8. Not to smoke weed more than twice a day. 7. You promise the Mrs. you'll stop driving like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction. 6. Cut down on caffeine. 5. Adopt the ways of the Mayan. 4. Get more sleep. 3. NOT to purchase a firearm 2. Drink less beer. (I broke that one a week ago) :haveabeer: 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions Already Broken 10. You try to be more courteous to drivers on the road. 9. Trying to be 'Master Of My Domain' 8. Not to smoke weed more than twice a day. 7. You promise the Mrs. you'll stop driving like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction. 6. Cut down on caffeine. 5. Adopt the ways of the Mayan. 4. Get more sleep. 3. NOT to purchase a firearm 2. Drink less beer. (I broke that one a week ago) 1. To not download anymore porn at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. Mick Jagger has a wardrobe malfunction during halftime show. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. Mick Jagger has a wardrobe malfunction during halftime show. 8. The Ryan twins stage a protest outside, holding signs that say, WE SHOULD BE COACHING IN THIS GAME! A counter-protest ensues, with hundreds of fans holding signs that say, YOU WOULD BE...IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 8. The Ryan twins stage a protest outside, holding signs that say, WE SHOULD BE COACHING IN THIS GAME! Did you hear that Rob Ryan got fired by the Cowboys? and now some teams are interested in him for a head coaching job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. Mick Jagger has a wardrobe malfunction during halftime show. 8. The Ryan twins stage a protest outside, holding signs that say, WE SHOULD BE COACHING IN THIS GAME! A counter-protest ensues, with hundreds of fans holding signs that say, YOU WOULD BE...IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK! 7. The Olsen and Nelson Twins are supporting acts for this year's pregame ceremonies. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Yeah, I heard that. They still suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. Mick Jagger has a wardrobe malfunction during halftime show. 8. The Ryan twins stage a protest outside, holding signs that say, WE SHOULD BE COACHING IN THIS GAME! A counter-protest ensues, with hundreds of fans holding signs that say, YOU WOULD BE...IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK! 7. The Olsen and Nelson Twins are supporting acts for this year's pregame ceremonies. 6. Peyton goes down with a knee sprain and Frisco gets the job done. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. Mick Jagger has a wardrobe malfunction during halftime show. 8. The Ryan twins stage a protest outside, holding signs that say, WE SHOULD BE COACHING IN THIS GAME! A counter-protest ensues, with hundreds of fans holding signs that say, YOU WOULD BE...IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK! 7. The Olsen and Nelson Twins are supporting acts for this year's pregame ceremonies. 6. Peyton goes down with a knee sprain and Frisco gets the job done. 5. Brent Musburger spots a pretty girl in the crowd. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. Mick Jagger has a wardrobe malfunction during halftime show. 8. The Ryan twins stage a protest outside, holding signs that say, WE SHOULD BE COACHING IN THIS GAME! A counter-protest ensues, with hundreds of fans holding signs that say, YOU WOULD BE...IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK! 7. The Olsen and Nelson Twins are supporting acts for this year's pregame ceremonies. 6. Peyton goes down with a knee sprain and Frisco gets the job done. 5. Brent Musburger spots a pretty girl in the crowd. 4. Beyonce cancels at the last minute and Yoko Ono is the only replacement officials can find on such short notice. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. Mick Jagger has a wardrobe malfunction during halftime show. 8. The Ryan twins stage a protest outside, holding signs that say, WE SHOULD BE COACHING IN THIS GAME! A counter-protest ensues, with hundreds of fans holding signs that say, YOU WOULD BE...IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK! 7. The Olsen and Nelson Twins are supporting acts for this year's pregame ceremonies. 6. Peyton goes down with a knee sprain and Frisco gets the job done. 5. Brent Musburger spots a pretty girl in the crowd. 4. Beyonce cancels at the last minute and Yoko Ono is the only replacement officials can find on such short notice. 3. The game might actually be exciting instead of the usual snooze-fest. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Top 10 things that could go wrong with this year's Super Bowl 10. The Patriots might play in it 9. Mick Jagger has a wardrobe malfunction during halftime show. 8. The Ryan twins stage a protest outside, holding signs that say, WE SHOULD BE COACHING IN THIS GAME! A counter-protest ensues, with hundreds of fans holding signs that say, YOU WOULD BE...IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK! 7. The Olsen and Nelson Twins are supporting acts for this year's pregame ceremonies. 6. Peyton goes down with a knee sprain and Frisco gets the job done. 5. Brent Musburger spots a pretty girl in the crowd. 4. Beyonce cancels at the last minute and Yoko Ono is the only replacement officials can find on such short notice. 3. The game might actually be exciting instead of the usual snooze-fest. 2. Marv Albert shows up wearing only a g-string and high heels. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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